Dead Like You

the torch off and looked in every direction. Still no sign of any headlights. Then he shone the beam inside. Molly Glossop lay upside down, suspended from her lap-strap, her mouth still closed from the stitches through her lips, her hair hanging untidily down in short grey clumps.
    ‘Thanks!’ he whispered, as if his voice might travel ten miles. ‘Well driven!’
    He shrugged his backpack off and clumsily fumbled the buckles open with his trembling, gloved fingers. Then he lifted out the plastic five-litre container of petrol, hurried through the sodden winter wheat and the sticky mud up to the driver’s door and tried to open it.
    It would not budge.
    Cursing, he put down the container and pulled the handle with both hands, with all his strength, but it only yielded a couple of inches, the buckled metal shrieking in protest.
    It didn’t matter because the window was open; that would do. He shot another nervous glance in both directions. Still no sign of any vehicle.
    He unscrewed the cap of the container, which came away with a hiss, and poured the contents in through the window, shaking as much of the petrol over the old lady’s head and body as he could.
    When it was empty he replaced the lid and returned the container to his backpack, retied the buckles and put it over his shoulders.
    Next, he stepped several yards away from the upturned van, pulled out a packet of cigarettes, removed one and stuck it in his mouth. His hands were shaking so much he found it hard to flick the lighter wheel. Finally a flame erupted, briefly, then the wind blew it out.
    ‘Shit! Fuck! Don’t do this!’
    He tried again, shielding it with his palm, and finally got the cigarette alight. He took two long drags on it and once more checked for headlights.
    Shit.
    A vehicle was coming down the hill.
    Don’t see us. Please don’t see us.
    He flattened himself in the wheat. Heard the roar of the engine. Felt the glare of the headlights wash over him, then darkness returned.
    The roar of the engine was fading.
    He stood up. Red tail lights were briefly visible, then vanished. He saw them again a few seconds later. Then they were gone for good.
    He waited a few more seconds before walking towards the van, then tossed the cigarette in through the open window of the driver’s door, turned and ran for several yards. He stopped and looked back.
    Nothing happened. No flicker of a flame. Nothing at all.
    He waited for what felt like an eternity. Still nothing happened.
    Don’t do this to me!
    Headlights were coming from the other direction now.
    Don’t let this be the vehicle that passed, now turned round to come and look through the hole in the hedge!
    To his relief, it wasn’t. It was a car, sounding like it wasn’t firing on all cylinders, blat-blatting its way up the hill. Its weak tail lights told him it was an old banger of some kind, its electrical system not liking the damp.
    He waited another full minute, breathing in the increasingly strong reek of petrol in the air, but still nothing happened. Then he lit a second cigarette, stepped cautiously across and tossed that in. The result was the same. Nothing.
    Panic started to grip him. Was the petrol dud?
    A third vehicle came down the hill and passed by.
    He pulled his handkerchief out, stepped cautiously up to the van, shone his flashlight in and saw both cigarettes, soggy and extinguished, lying in the pool of petrol on the cab roof. What the fuck was this? Cigarettes always lit petrol tanks in movies! He dabbed the handkerchief into the pool of petrol on the roof of the van, then stepped back and lit it.
    There was such a violent explosion of flame that he dropped it, from shock, on to the ground. The handkerchief burned so intensely that all he could do was watch the flames consume it.
    Now another bloody vehicle was coming down the hill! He hastily stamped on the burning handkerchief, stamping again and again, extinguishing it. His heart thumping, he waited for the sweep of lights to pass and the roar of the engine to fade.
    He removed the backpack, took his anorak off, squashed it into a ball, leaned in through the window and dunked it into the pool of petrol for a couple of seconds. Then he stepped back, holding it at arm’s length, and shook it open. He clicked the lighter and there was a massive WHUMPH.
    Flames leapt at him fiercely, searing his face. Ignoring the pain, he hurled the blazing anorak through the window, and this time the result was instant.
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