Dead Like You

car’s fine now, all fixed. I’ll pick up the takeaway. I’ll tell him not to charge us for the seaweed. He forgot it last week,’ she continued. ‘Yeah, OK, soy sauce. I’ll make sure he puts extra in.’
    His own mobile rang. He looked at the display. Work. He pressed the red button, sending it to voicemail.
    Then he looked down at the copy of the Argus he had just bought. The front page headline shouted:
    POLICE STEP UP VIGILANCE AFTER THIRD CITY RAPE
    He frowned, then began to read. The third attack, over the weekend, was in the ghost train on the pier. There was hot speculation that the so-called Shoe Man, who in 1997–8 had committed four and perhaps five rapes – and possibly many more that had never been reported – was back. Detective Superintendent Roy Grace, the Senior Investigating Officer, stated it was too soon for such speculation. They were pursuing a number of lines of enquiry, he said, and gave assurances that every possible resource Sussex Police had at their disposal was being harnessed. The safety of the city’s women was their number-one priority.
    Then the next paragraph hit him with a jolt.
    In an exclusive interview with the Argus , Detective Superintendent Grace stated that the offender had a physical sexual deformity. He declined to be specific, but told this reporter that it included an exceptionally diminutive manhood. He added that any woman who had had previous relations with him would remember this feature. A psycho-sexual therapist said that such an inadequacy could lead a person to attempt to compensate via violent means. Anyone who believed they might know such a person was urged either to phone 0845 6070999 and ask for the Operation Swordfish Incident Room or to call the Crimestoppers number anonymously.
    His phone beeped twice with a voicemail message. He ignored it, glaring down at the print with rising fury. Sexual deformity? Was that what everyone was thinking of him? Well, maybe Detective Superintendent Grace was not very well endowed in another department, his brain. The detective hadn’t caught him twelve years ago and he was not going to catch him now.
    Little dick, big brain, Mr Grace.
    He read the article again, every word of it, word by word. Then again. Then again.
    A friendly female voice with a South African accent startled him. ‘Are you ready to order, madam?’
    He looked up at the young waitress’s face. Then across to the table next to him by the window.
    Billy No Mates had left.
    It didn’t matter. He knew where to find her later. In the car park at Withdean Sports Stadium after her game of squash this evening. It was a good car park, open air and large. It should be quiet at that time of day and pitch dark. With luck he’d be able to park right alongside the bitch’s little black Ka.
    He looked up at the waitress. ‘Yes, I’ll have a rump steak and chips, bloody.’
    ‘I’m afraid this is a vegetarian restaurant.’
    ‘Then what the fuck am I doing here?’ he said, totally forgetting his ladylike voice.
    He got up and flounced out.

63
    Tuesday 13 January
    At the end of Kensington Gardens he turned left and walked down Trafalgar Street, looking for a payphone. He found one at the bottom and went in. Several cards featuring half-naked ladies offering French Lessons , Oriental Massage , Discipline Classes were stuck in the window frames. ‘Bitches,’ he said, casting his eye across them. It took him a moment to work out what he had to do to make a call. Then he dug in his pocket for a coin and shoved the only thing he had, a pound, into the slot. Then, still shaking with rage, he looked at the first number in the Argus article and dialled it.
    When it was answered, he asked to be put through to the Incident Room for Operation Swordfish , then waited.
    After three rings, a male voice answered. ‘Incident Room, Detective Constable Nicholl.’
    ‘I want you to give a message to Detective Superintendent Grace.’
    ‘Yes, sir. May I say who’s calling?’
    He waited for a moment, as a police car raced past, its siren wailing, then he left his message, hung up and hurried away from the booth.

64
    Tuesday 13 January
    All the team at the 6.30 p.m. briefing of Operation Swordfish , gathered in MIR-1, were silent as Roy Grace switched on the recorder. The tape that had been sent over from the Call Handling Centre began to play.
    There was a background rumble of traffic, then a man’s voice, quiet, as if he had been making an effort to stay