Looking Good Dead

didn’t have the time for this. ‘If he has a wireless internet connection, all he has to do is activate the encryption to protect it!’
    ‘Would you mind talking to him, sir?’ the operator said. ‘It’s the third call we’ve logged from him in the past month. He’s a bit agitated.’
    Join the club , Rye thought. Reluctantly he said, ‘Put him on.’
    Moments later he heard an elderly-sounding male voice, with a guttural Germanic accent. ‘Oh yes. Hello there, my name is Andreas Seiler. I am an engineer; I am retired now but I was building bridges.’ Then there was just the hiss of static. Rye waited a while.
    Then to break the silence – and to see if the man was still on the line – he said, ‘You are speaking to Sergeant Rye in the High Tech Crime Unit. How can I help you?’ I’m not hugely in need of a bridge , he was tempted to add.
    ‘Yes, thank you. Someone is stealing my internet.’
    Rye looked at the clock on his computer screen. Twenty-five to seven. He just wanted to end this call and go home. And the operator might have mentioned the bloody man sounded as if he barely spoke English. ‘ Stealing your internet. I’m not quite sure what you mean. Sir?’
    ‘I am downloading a blueprint from a colleague from my old company, for a bridge they are designing in Kuala Lumpur Harbour. Then my internet slows down so much that the blueprint does not download. This is happening before.’
    ‘I think you have a problem either with your internet service provider or with your computer, sir,’ Rye said. ‘You should start by contacting your ISP’s technical support.’
    ‘Well, I’ve done this, of course. And checked my computer. There are no problems. It is outside. I am thinking it is a man in a white van.’
    Now Rye was just a little bit puzzled. And increasingly irritated by this bozo wasting his time. ‘A man in a white van slowing down your internet connection?’
    ‘Yah, that is right.’
    ‘I’m sorry, Mr . . .’ Rye glanced down at his notes. ‘Mr Seiler. I’m a little confused. Where exactly are you?’
    ‘I’m from Switzerland, but I am here working in Brighton.’
    ‘Whereabouts in Brighton, sir?’
    ‘Freshfield Road.’
    ‘OK.’ Rye knew that area well. An exceptionally wide street, on a hill, with two- and three-storey red-brick houses, many of the larger ones converted into flats. ‘Your internet connection – you’re on broadband?’
    ‘Broadband, yes.’
    ‘Do you have a wireless connection?’
    ‘You are meaning Airport? Wi-Fi?’
    ‘Yes, sir.’
    ‘Yah, I have that.’
    Rye grinned to himself, realizing what the man’s problem probably was. ‘Is your wireless network encrypted?’
    Hesitantly, the man replied, ‘Encrypted? I don’t think so. I am staying in my son’s flat, you see – this is his computer I am using.’
    ‘You don’t have to enter a password to use the wireless broadband?’
    ‘No password, no.’
    Without a password, any passer-by with a wireless internet card in their laptop could log on to the internet using someone else’s wireless broadband. Rye had done it himself a couple of times, by accident, sitting in a patrol car with his laptop open. And, he thought a little guiltily, he had never bothered to password-protect his own wireless broadband connection at home. ‘Is the van still outside?’
    ‘Yes, that is right.’
    ‘Can you read the registration number?’
    The elderly Swiss engineer read it out to him. Rye wrote it down on his pad for no particular reason. ‘My best advice is for you to activate the encryption, and that will lock him out.’
    ‘I will speak to my son.’
    ‘Good idea, sir.’
    Rye finished the call and hung up. Then, because he was feeling fed up, he decided the rest of the force could know he was still in the office at twenty to seven on a bloody Sunday evening, and he decided to log the call as an official incident on the Vantage screen.
    He typed his own name and department, entered the registration and description of the van, vague as it was, and logged the incident as ‘War Driving. Sergeant Rye dealt with by phone.’
    Childish, he knew, but it put him in one hell of a better mood.

55
    ‘I’ve found a lasagne in the freezer,’ the family liaison officer announced as Tom entered the kitchen, Jessica hanging on to one side of his trousers, Max the other, as if terrified that if they let go, he would disappear like their mother. ‘Would you like me to cook that for your