Not Dead Enough

morning, so he didn’t want to be late, or drink too much – but we still managed to!’ He chuckled.
    ‘Can you remember how soon after you got the bill you left this place?’
    ‘Immediately. I could see Brian was anxious to get home – he needed to make an early start next morning.’
    ‘So he got a taxi?’
    ‘Aye. Doorman, John, got one. I let him take the first.’
    ‘So that was about eleven.’
    ‘Around then, yes. I couldn’t say exactly. Maybe a few minutes before.’
    Grace paid the bill for the drinks, then they thanked him and left. As they turned the corner into Arlington Street, Grace was silent, doing some mental arithmetic. Then, just as they reached the Mondeo, he slapped Branson warmly on the back. ‘Every dog has his day!’
    ‘What’s that supposed to mean?’
    ‘Suddenly, my friend, it is all your birthdays rolled into one!’
    ‘Sorry, old-timer, you’ve lost me!’
    ‘Your driving skills. I’m going to give you a chance to show them off. We’re going to drive first, at a steady legal speed to Bishop’s flat in Notting Hill. From there, you’re going to drive like the clappers! We’re going to see just how quickly Bishop could have made that journey.’
    The Detective Sergeant beamed.

99
    So what the fuck was this all about? Yesterday in Brighton you could throw a stick in any direction and you’d hit an MG TF. Now there wasn’t one to be seen anywhere in the whole city. Skunk stared angrily out of the windscreen of Beth’s mother’s little Peugeot.
    ‘Make me come!’ Beth said.
    ‘Fuck off,’ he said. ‘Find me a fucking MG.’ Women. Shite!
    It was half past ten. They’d done the round of all the regular car parks. Nothing. Nothing, at any rate, that matched Barry Spiker’s specification, and after his last experience with the car handler, he wasn’t going to repeat the mistake of getting the wrong model. An MG TF 160. Blue. Any spec. Couldn’t be clearer than that.
    He was wired as hell. Needed some brown badly. He had it all worked out two hours ago. DC Packer had agreed. He would grab the car, take it to Spiker. Packer would wait until he’d left with his cash from Spiker. All organized. Packer would pay him tomorrow. He’d buy his brown tonight with Spiker’s money.
    Now came the hitch. There were no blue MG TF 160s to be found anywhere. Not one. It was like they’d been hoovered up from the planet.
    They were heading up Shirley Drive, one of the central and smartest arteries of Hove. It flowed with conspicuous cash instead of blood. Swanky houses, showy wheels on the driveways. Anything you could ever imagine you might want to buy if your lottery number came up. Beemers, Mercs, Porsches, Bentleys, Ferraris, Range Rovers, you name it. Gleaming, expensive metal as far as the eye could see and the credit cards could stretch.
    ‘Turn right,’ he commanded.
    ‘At least finger me!’
    ‘I’m busy, I’m working.’
    ‘You shouldn’t be in the office this late!’ she scolded.
    ‘Yeah? Tell you what. Find that car and I’ll fuck you all night. I’ll get some stuff we’ll do together.’
    Bethany leaned over and kissed him. The ring in her lip tingled his cheek. ‘You know I adore you, don’t you?’
    Skunk looked at her. She was quite pretty from some angles, with her snub nose and cropped black hair. Something welled up deep inside him. Something he’d never felt during all the shitty years of his childhood, and didn’t know how to handle now. He took a deep breath, fighting back tears. ‘You know, Beth, you’re the only nice thing that ever happened to me in my life.’ He shrugged. ‘I mean it. I want you to know that. Now fuck off and drive. We’ve got work to do.’
    And then, as she made the right turn, he suddenly leaned forward in excitement. His seat belt jerked him sharply back. ‘Accelerate! Quick!’
    Bethany stoked the gears and the Peugeot surged forward, up past the smart, detached houses of Onslow Road, gaining on the tail lights in front of them. They caught up with the MG, waiting for a gap in the traffic, to turn right into Dyke Road.
    Skunk stared ahead, the headlights giving him a clear view of the little MG. It was a TF 160, dark blue, with a blue hardtop. Why the driver had the hardtop on during glorious summer weather like this mystified him, but that wasn’t his problem. And surely Spiker would be pleased. The hardtop would be an added bonus.
    The MG pulled out.
    ‘Follow him! Don’t let him see us, but