The inimitable Jeeves

is how the dickens the thing happened. I mean, how did the chappie Butt ever get to know who he was?’
    Jeeves coughed.
    ‘There, sir, I fear I may have been somewhat to blame.’
    ‘You? How?’
    ‘I fear 1 may carelessly have disclosed Mr Little’s identity to Mr Butt on the occasion when I had that conversation with him.’
    I sat up.
    ‘What?’
    ‘Indeed, now that I recall the incident, sir, I distinctly remember saying that Mr Little’s work for the Cause really seemed to me to deserve something in the nature of public recognition. I greatly regret having been the means of bringing about a temporary estrangement between Mr Little and his lordship. And I am afraid there is another aspect to the matter. I am also responsible for the breaking off of relations between Mr Little and the young lady who came to tea here.’
    I sat up again. It’s a rummy thing, but the silver lining had absolutely escaped my notice till then.
    ‘Do you mean to say it’s off?’
    ‘Completely, sir. I gathered from Mr Little’s remarks that his hopes in that direction may now be looked on as definitely quenched. If there were no other obstacle, the young lady’s father, I am informed by Mr Little, now regards him as a spy and a deceiver.’
    ‘Well, I’m dashed.’
    ‘I appear inadvertently to have caused much trouble, sir.’
    ‘Jeeves!’ I said.
    ‘Sir?’
    ‘How much money is there on the dressing-table?’
    ‘In addition to the ten-pound note which you instructed me to take, sir, there are two five-pound notes, three one-pounds, a ten shillings, two half-crowns, a florin, four shillings, a sixpence, and a halfpenny, sir.’
    ‘Collar it all,’ I said. ‘You’ve earned it.’

    13
    The Great Sermon Handicap

    After Goodwood’s over, I generally find that I get a bit restless. I’m not much of a lad for the birds and the trees and the great open spaces as a rule, but there’s no doubt that London’s not at its best in August, and rather tends to give me the pip and make me think of popping down into the country till things have bucked up a trifle. London, about a couple of weeks after that spectacular finish of young Bingo’s which I’ve just been telling you about, was empty and smelled of burning asphalt. All my pals were away, most of the theatres were shut, and they were taking up Piccadilly in large spadefuls.
    It was most infernally hot. As I sat in the old flat one night trying to muster up energy enough to go to bed, I felt I couldn’t stand it much longer: and when Jeeves came in with the tissue-restorers on a tray I put the thing to him squarely.
    ‘Jeeves,’ I said, wiping the brow and gasping like a stranded goldfish, ‘it’s beastly hot.’
    ‘The weather is oppressive, sir.’
    ‘Not all the soda, Jeeves.’
    ‘No, sir.’
    ‘I think we’ve had about enough of the metrop. for the time being, and require a change. Shift-ho, I think, Jeeves, what?’
    ‘Just as you say, sir. There is a letter on the tray, sir.’
    ‘By Jove, Jeeves, that was practically poetry. Rhymed, did you notice?’ I opened the letter. ‘I say, this is rather extraordinary.’
    ‘Sir?’
    ‘You know Twing Hall?’
    ‘Yes, sir.’
    ‘Well, Mr Little is there.’
    ‘Indeed, sir?’
    ‘Absolutely in the flesh. He’s had to take another of those tutoring jobs.’
    After that fearful mix-up at Goodwood, when young Bingo Little, a broken man, had touched me for a tenner and whizzed silently off into the unknown, I had been all over the place, asking mutual friends if they had heard anything of him, but nobody had. And all the time he had been at Twing Hall. Rummy. And I’ll tell you why it was rummy. Twing Hall belongs to old Lord Wickhammersley, a great pal of my guv’nor’s when he was alive, and I have a standing invitation to pop down there when I like. I generally put in a week or two some time in the summer, and I was thinking of going there before I read the letter.
    ‘And what’s more, Jeeves, my cousin Claude, and my cousin Eustace - you remember them?’
    ‘Very vividly, sir.’
    ‘Well, they’re down there, too, reading for some exam or other with the vicar. I used to read with him myself at one time. He’s known far and wide as a pretty hot coach for those of fairly feeble intellect. Well, when I tell you he got me through Smalls, you’ll gather that he’s a bit of a hummer. I call this most extraordinary.’
    I read the letter again. It was from Eustace. Claude and Eustace are