A Malazan Book of the Fallen Collection 2

crossbows trained on you right now. So, how about you tell me what in Hood's name you're doing here?'
    Sweat and dust stained the old man's threadbare tunic. His sunburned forehead was broad over a narrow set of features, vanishing into an almost chinless jaw. His snaggled, crooked teeth jutted out in all directions, making his smile an argumentative parody. He pulled his thin, leather-wrapped legs under himself and slowly levered upright. 'A thousand apologies,' he gasped, glancing over a shoulder at Blend. He flinched at what he saw in her eyes, swung hastily back to face Picker. 'I'd thought this trail untenanted – even by thieves. You see, my life's savings are invested in what I carry – I could not afford a guard, nor even a mule—'
    'You're a trader, then,' Picker drawled. 'Bound where?'
    'Pale. I am from Darujhistan—'
    'That's obvious enough,' Picker snapped. 'Thing is, Pale is now in imperial hands... as are these hills.'
    'I did not know – about these hills, that is. Of course I am aware that Pale has entered the Malazan embrace—'
    Picker grinned at Blend. 'Hear that? An embrace. That's a good one, old man. A motherly hug, right? What's in the sack, then?'
    'I am an artisan,' the old man said, ducking his head. 'Uh, a carver of small trinkets. Bone, ivory, jade, serpentine—'
    'Anything invested – spells and the like?' the corporal asked. 'Anything blessed?'
    'Only by my talents, to answer your first query. I am no mage, and I work alone. I was fortunate, however, in acquiring a priest's blessings on a set of three ivory torcs—'
    'What god?'
    'Treach, the Tiger of Summer.'
    Picker sneered. 'That's not a god, you fool. Treach is a First Hero, a demigod, a Soletaken ascendant—'
    'A new temple has been sanctified in his name,' the old man interrupted. 'On the Street of the Hairless Ape, in the Gadrobi Quarter – I myself was hired to punch the leather binding for the Book of Prayers and Rituals.'
    Picker rolled her eyes and lowered the crossbow. 'All right, let's see these torcs, then.'
    With an eager nod, the old man unslung his pack and set it down before him. He released the lone strap.
    'Remember,' Picker grunted, 'if you pull out anything awry you'll get a dozen quarrels airing your skull.'
    'This is a pack, not my breeches,' the trader murmured. 'Besides, I thought it was five.'
    The corporal scowled.
    'Our audience,' Blend said quietly, 'has grown.'
    'That's right,' Picker added hastily. 'Two whole squads, hiding, watching your every move.'
    With exaggerated caution, the old man drew forth a small packet of twine-wrapped doeskin. 'The ivory is said to be ancient,' he said in a reverent tone. 'From a furred, tusked monster that was once Treach's favoured prey. The beast's corpse was found in frozen mud in distant Elingarth—'
    'Never mind all that,' Picker snapped. 'Let's see the damned things.'
    The trader's white, wiry eyebrows rose in alarm. 'Damned! No! Not ever! You think I would sell cursed items?'
    'Be quiet, it was just a damned expression. Hurry up, we haven't got all damned day.'
    Blend made a sound, quickly silenced by a glare from her corporal.
    The old man unwrapped the packet, revealing three upper-arm rings, each of one piece and undecorated, polished to a gleaming, pale lustre.
    'Where's the blessing marks?'
    'None. They were each in turn wrapped within a cloth woven from Treach's own moult-hair – for nine days and ten nights—'
    Blend snorted.
    'Moult-hair?' The corporal's face twisted. 'What a disgusting thought.'
    'Spindle wouldn't think so,' Blend murmured.
    'A set of three arm torcs,' Picker mused. 'Right arm, left arm ... then where? And watch your mouth – we're delicate flowers, Blend and me.'
    'All for one arm. They are solid, yet they interlock – such was the instruction of the blessing.'
    'Interlocking yet seamless – this I have to see.'
    'I cannot, alas, demonstrate this sorcery, for it will occur but once, when the purchaser has threaded them onto his – or her – weapon arm.'
    'Now that has swindle written all over it.'
    'Well, we got him right here,' Blend said. 'Cheats only work if you can make a clean getaway.'
    'Like in Pale's crowded markets. Well indeed,' Picker grinned down at the old man, 'we're not in a crowded market, are we? How much?'
    The trader squirmed. 'You have selected my most valued work – I'd intended an auction for these—'
    'How much, old man?'
    'Th-three hundred g-gold councils.'
    'Councils. That's Darujhistan's new