A Quiche Before Dying

said, giving up on the prospect of a juicy discussion of herself and Mel VanDyne. She didn’t really want to talk about it anyway—except maybe with him.
    “It seems to me that she’d already leveled practically everybody in class.“ Shelley poured herself some more tea, then she walked over to the fence between Jane’s yard and hers and snapped a sprig of mint to pop in her glass.
    “Yes, you and Jane are about the only ones she didn’t zap,“ Missy said.
    “Which makes us suspects, too. Because she hadn’t gotten around to us yet,“ Shelley said cheerfully.
    “Shelley! Are you nuts! I’m the one who made the damned quiche, which is bad enough!“ Jane exclaimed. “I think, if anything, somebody was afraid she was going to elaborate on something she’d already started on.“ She got another ice cube out of her glass and tossed it out into the grass for Willard, hoping he and his gnats would stay out there. He thought it was a game of fetch and brought the ice cube back.
    “Like what?“
    “Well... like her calling Desiree a drunk. Suppose she had some idea that Desiree had done something awful when she was drinking. Running over a kid or something. Not that she did. But Mrs. Pryce didn’t seem to care much for the truth of her accusations.”
    Shelley took up this line of reasoning. “Or her accusations against Grady.“
    “Grady?“ Missy said. “Why Grady? He’d never do anything wrong. He’s about the most honest person I’ve ever met.“
    “I’m being theoretical,“ Shelley said patiently. “She’d already started flinging mud at Grady in class about the city’s funds. Suppose he was afraid she’d start proclaiming it from the housetops?“
    “But Grady wouldn’t embezzle from anybody.“
    “That’s not the point. I’m sure he wouldn’t, but that wouldn’t stop her from telling people so. I just mean these things as examples. You know that a false accusation can do as much harm to a person’s reputation as a true one. People say where there’s smoke, there’s fire, and before you know it, the accepted wisdom is that the victim was guilty but just didn’t get caught.“
    “How depressing,“ Missy said. “Still, I can’t imagine Grady Wells as a murderer, and you’ll never convince me.“
    “I wasn’t trying to,“ Shelley said. “I really only meant him as a ‘for instance.’ Jane, you’re being awfully quiet. Are you listening to your hormones again?“
    “Huh? Oh, no. I was thinking about the maid. The assumption is that she accidentally or purposely got poisoned by the same person who killed Mrs. Pryce. But what if that person was herself? She could have taken just enough of the poison to get sick, but not die, in order to make everybody think exactly what they are thinking.“
    “She couldn’t have counted on us turning up in time to save her, though.“
    “So what if we hadn’t? There was nothing to keep her from going to the phone and calling for help the minute she thought she was getting in real trouble.
    For all we knew, she was picking the phone up when we got there.“
    “But, Jane, unless she was secretly a registered pharmacist, how would she get a deadly poison or know how much was a lethal dose?“ Shelley asked.
    “I don’t know. But we don’t know what the poison was. Maybe it’s something common for some other use or is common wherever she comes from.“
    “I don’t buy it, but anything’s possible,“ Shelley said. “What’s her motive?“
    “Motive?“ Jane exclaimed. “She was a slave to the dreadful woman. What better motive? Working for Pryce must have been like working for the emotional equivalent of Charles Manson. Think about it: It would be unimaginably horrible actually living with the woman. If you got to the point that you couldn’t stand it anymore, you would always know that there’d be a world of other suspects. At any given point in Pryce’s life, she could be counted on to have mortally offended at least two or three people within the last week.“ Jane was really warming to this theory. “If I wanted to kill her, I’d have picked a time and place just like last night—a bunch of her victims all together in her own house. Everybody bringing food that could be poisoned—“
    “So you really think the maid did it?“ Missy asked.
Jane thought for a minute. “No,“ she answered, deflated. “I don’t, actually. The other side of the coin is that the maid is nearly as old and dotty as Pryce. And now