A Quiche Before Dying

she’s out of a job. I’m sure the old harridan didn’t make any provisions for her—probably hasn’t even been paying her Social Security—and the maid must have known it. Killing Mrs. Pryce would be like killing the goose that laid the golden eggs. The goose might be evil and the eggs tin, but it was better than being old and destitute in a foreign country.“
    “Scratch the maid,“ Shelley said.
    “What about my theory about Bob Neufield?“ Missy asked. She explained to Shelley about her certainty that Neufield was military and might have been discharged for homosexuality.
    “Do they do that anymore?“ Shelley asked.
    “I don’t know about now, but he’s been living here for ten years or so, I think, and they certainly did then.”
    Shelley twirled her mint sprig around and mused, “How would she know about it? Pryce, I mean.“
    “Army, my dear. I imagine the upper echelons are like any other profession—clubby and gossipy. At least writing is that way. I know incredibly personal things about writers I’ve never met. If Neufield had been high enough ranking, she would have known. For all we know, she was responsible for him being thrown out—if he was.“
    “Oh—“ Jane said.
    “Was that the sound of a light going on?“ Shelley asked.
    “I’m not sure. I sort of flipped through that nasty book of hers, and it seems there was something about leading a drive to have somebody discharged. I didn’t really read it, the whole book was so nasty—”
    Missy looked horrified. “You know what this could mean, don’t you?”
    Shelley nodded. “It means we really should read the foul book. I’d rather be a Cub Scout den mother for a year.“
    “Somebody better give VanDyne a copy,“ Jane said. “And don’t look at me. I won’t do it. If I haven’t already wrecked my chances with him, that would do it. And we really have to read it, too. Do you have an extra copy, Missy?“
    “Extra copy? I must have twenty. She unloaded a whole box of them on me. I guess she thought I’d like to set up a little bookstore and sell them out of the trunk of my car. But I can’t read the whole damned thing. I’ve got a book due in a month, and it would infect my style. I’d be afraid my heroine would turn into a hateful prig. You and Shelley be in charge of searching it for clues.“
    “I don’t know if it’ll help anyway,“ Shelley said. “Except for Bob Neufield, who could she have run into before she lived here?“
    “Almost anybody,“ Jane answered. “My mother knew her. And there are probably others in the class who have lived someplace other than here. I know Desiree lived all over the world as a girl. Anybody could have known her before.“ She picked a gnat out of her iced tea.
    “But she’d have known them, too. She seemed to remember your mom.“
    “Not until Mother reminded her,“ Jane pointed out. “Pryce was a very self-absorbed person. And the military’s like the State Department. You meet a huge number of people in your life, and you have to have a real gift to remember very many of them.“
    “You mother seems to,“ Missy said.
    “She’s one of the gifted ones. That’s why she’s such an asset to my father’s work. I suspect their postings nowadays have as much to do with her skills as his.“
    “Oh? What else is she good at?“ Missy asked. “Everything,“ Jane said sourly.
    “Aha. Do I detect a case of PMS?“
    “What’s PMS have to do with it?“ Jane asked.
    “Perfect Mother Syndrome,“ Missy answered. “I suffered from it for years. When I was growing up, my school friends would come to my house to see my mother—not me. She was so damned perfect. Understanding, funny, beautiful—”
    Jane nodded. “And knowing it was stupid because you knew you ought to be grateful because everyone else your age hated their mothers?“
    “Absolutely—”
    Shelley cleared her throat and, in her best president-of-the-PTA voice, said, “Ladies, I believe we’re wandering from the point—somebody in our neighborhood, in the class Missy intends to continue, is a murderer. Or have you both forgotten?“
    “Yes, yes. You’re right,“ Missy admitted. “But we’ve eliminated Grady and Bob Neufield and the maid. I assume we’re eliminating ourselves and Jane’s mother.“
    “We certainly are!“ Jane said emphatically.
    “So who does that leave? Desiree Loftus and the biblical sisters, or whatever Desiree calls them.“   -
    “Pretty slim pickings,“