Club Dead

passenger.
    “Well, you didn’t kill him,” he pointed out. “Ah—did you?”
    I met his green eyes, feeling only a little surprise. “No, I certainly did not. Did you?”
    “No,” he said, and from his expression I could tell he’d been waiting for me to ask him. It had never occurred to me to do so.
    While I’d never suspected Alcide, of course someone had made the Were into a body. For the first time I tried to figure who could have stuffed the body in the closet. Up until this point, I’d just been busy trying to make the body go away.
    “Who has keys?” I asked.
    “Just Dad and me, and the cleaning woman who does most of the apartments in the building. She doesn’t keep a key of her own. The building manager gives her one.” We pulled around behind the row of stores, and Alcide tossed in the garbage bag containing the old shower curtain.
    “That’s a pretty short list.”
    “Yes,” Alcide said slowly. “Yes, it is. But I know my dad’s in Jackson. I talked to him on the phone this morning, right after I got up. The cleaning woman only comes in when we leave a message with the building manager. He keeps a copy of our key, hands it to her when she needs it, and she returns it to him.”
    “What about the security guard in the garage? Is he on duty all night?”
    “Yes, because he’s the only line of defense between people sneaking into the garage and taking the elevator. You’ve always come in that way, but there are actually front doors to the building that face onto the major street. Those front doors are locked all the time. There’s no guard there, but you do have to have a key to get in.”
    “So if someone could sneak past the guard, they could ride up in the elevator to your floor, without being stopped.”
    “Oh, sure.”
    “And that someone would have to pick the lock to the door.”
    “Yes, and carry in a body, and stuff it in the closet. That sounds pretty unlikely,” said Alcide.
    “But that’s apparently what happened. Oh, um . . . did you ever give Debbie a key? Maybe someone borrowed hers?” I tried hard to sound totally neutral. That probably didn’t work too well.
    Long pause.
    “Yes, she had a key,” Alcide said stiffly.
    I bit down on my lips so I wouldn’t ask the next question.
    “No, I didn’t get it back from her.”
    I hadn’t even needed to ask.
    Breaking a somewhat charged silence, Alcide suggested we eat a late lunch. Oddly enough, I found I was really hungry.
    We ate at Hal and Mal’s, a restaurant close to downtown. It was in an old warehouse, and the tables were just far enough apart to make our conversation possible without anyone calling the police.
    “I don’t think,” I murmured, “that anyone could walk around your building with a body over his shoulder, no matter what the hour.”
    “We just did,” he said, unanswerably. “I figure it had to have happened between, say, two a.m. and seven. We were asleep by two, right?”
    “More like three, considering Eric’s little visit.”
    Our eyes met. Eric. Eureka!
    “But why would he have done that? Is he nuts about you?” Alcide asked bluntly.
    “Not so much nuts,” I muttered, embarrassed.
    “Oh, wants to get in your pants.”
    I nodded, not meeting his eyes.
    “Lot of that going around,” Alcide said, under his breath.
    “Huh,” I said dismissively. “You’re still hung up on that Debbie, and you know it.”
    We looked right at each other. Better to haul this out of the shadows now, and put it to rest.
    “You can read my mind better than I thought,” Alcide said. His broad face looked unhappy. “But she’s not . . . Why do I care about her? I’m not sure I even like her. I like the hell out of you.”
    “Thanks,” I said, smiling from my heart. “I like the hell out of you, too.”
    “We’re obviously better for each other than either of the people we’re dating are for us,” he said.
    Undeniably true. “Yes, and I would be happy with you.”
    “And I’d enjoy sharing my day with you.”
    “But it looks like we’re not going to get there.”
    “No.” He sighed heavily. “I guess not.”
    The young waitress beamed at us as we left, making sure Alcide noticed how well packed into her jeans she was.
    “What I think I’ll do,” Alcide said, “is I’ll do my best to yank Debbie out of me by the roots. And then I’ll turn up on your doorstep, one day when you least expect it, and I’ll hope by then you will have given up on your vampire.”
    “And