Dead Simple

cold and good as he gulped it down greedily, some spilling over and dribbling down his chin and neck. Then some went down the wrong way and he began to choke.
    The bottle was withdrawn. He carried on coughing. When the fit finally stopped, he felt more alert. He could smell dank air and engine oil as if he was in some kind of underground car park. Looking up at the eye slits he asked, ‘Where am I?’
    ‘You have a short memory, Mike. I told you never to ask where you are, or who I am.’
    ‘You – you said Vic – your name.’
    ‘I’m Vic to you, Mike.’
    There was a silence between them.
    In his rapidly clearing brain Michael was starting to feel more scared of this man that he had been in the coffin. ‘How – how did you find me?’
    ‘I spend all week out in my camper van, Mike – see, I check on mobile phone masts around the south of England, for the phone companies. Listen to the old Citizens’ Band radio, chat to a few mates around the globe. When there’s no one to chat to, I scan all the radio bands, sometimes listen in to the police chatter. With my kit I can listen to just about any conversation I want – mobile phones, anything. Told you I was in Signals in the Australian Marines.’
    Michael nodded.
    ‘So, Wednesday, I was sitting around in the evening after work and I stumbled across Davey and you having a cosy chat. I stayed tuned to the channel and picked up some subsequent chats between you. Saw the news coverage, heard about the coffin. So I pulled on my thinking hat and I thought to myself, if I was going to take my best mate on a pub crawl why would I take a coffin? Maybe to hide you somewhere? Bit of a sick prank? So I went along to the local Planning Office in Brighton and looked up your company – and lo! – I discover you’re applying for planning consent on forest land you bought last year, right in the area where you were having your pub crawl. I figured was that a coincidence, or was that a coincidence? And I also figured, out on a pub crawl, your mates would all be lazy bastards. They wouldn’t want to carry you too far. You’d be close to a track you could get a vehicle down.’
    ‘Is that where I was?’ Michael asked.
    ‘That’s where you’d still be, mate. Now tell me about this money you have stashed away in the Cayman Islands.’
    ‘What do you mean?’
    ‘I told you, I pick up chatter on the police radios. You’ve got money in the Cayman Islands, haven’t you? North of a million, I understand. Wouldn’t that be a reasonable reward for saving your life? Cheap at twice the price, Mike, if you ask me.’

67
    At 7.20 the next morning, Grace arrived at Sussex House. The sky was dark blue, with wispy trails of cloud like strips of rags. One cop he’d been out on the beat with years back knew all about cloud formations and could predict the weather from them. From memory, the clouds up there this morning were cumulonimbus. Dry weather. Good for the search today.
    In most police stations he could have got a good fry-up, which was what he needed for energy, he thought as he walked along the corridor to the bank of vending machines. He pushed a coin in the hot drinks dispenser, then waited for the plastic cup to fill with white coffee. Carrying it back to his office, he realized how weary he felt. All night he’d tossed and turned, switched the light on, made a note, switched it off, then back on again. Operation Salsa drip-fed its facts and anomalies to him relentlessly, drip by drip by drip, until grey light had begun to seep around the curtains, and the first tentative chatter of dawn birdsong had begun.
    The bracelet. The BMW arriving back so late in the parking lot, covered in mud. Mark Warren working in his office at midnight on a Sunday. Ashley Harper’s Canadian uncle, Bradley Cunningham. Ashley Harper’s expression and behaviour at the mortuary today. Forensic results on the soil due today. CCTV results, possibly.
    He looked at his in-tray, piled with post from last week he had not yet dealt with, then switched on his computer and looked at an even bigger stack of emails in his in-box. Then his door opened and he heard a chirpy, ‘Good morning, Roy.’
    It was Eleanor Hodgson, his management support assistant, who he had asked to come in especially early today. She held a sheet of paper in her hand.
    ‘How was your weekend?’ he asked.
    ‘Very nice, I went to my niece’s wedding on Saturday, then had a houseful of relatives yesterday. And