Deadlocked: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel

absently, “and I had a lot of help.”
    “How many languages is it available in?”
    “So far, thirty.”
    “This must have made money hand over fist, Bill. I hope you got some of it yourself.” I hoped it wasn’t pouring into the bank account of Felipe de Castro. Who so didn’t deserve it.
    “I’ve made some change from it,” Bill said, smiling.
    That was a good expression to see on Bill’s face. He didn’t wear it often enough.
    In a jiffy, he’d called up the entry for Ra Shawn. The vampire had been about thirty at the time of his human death, but he’d been a vampire for (maybe) a hundred years at the time of his second death. Ra Shawn’s background was hazy, but he’d first been noticed in Haiti, Bill’s sources had told him. The dreadlocked Ra Shawn had long been a cult figure in the black supernatural community. He had been thecool and deadly black vampire, hired by kings, gangsters, and political figures as a fighter.
    “Well,” I said, “Maybe Mustapha’s—KeShawn’s—parents were into supernatural African culture. After prison, maybe he became a Blade clone because he wanted a more current model.”
    “Everybody needs a hero,” Bill agreed, and I opened my mouth to ask him who his had been. Robert E. Lee?
    “What are you two doing?” Eric asked, and I jumped and gave a little yip of surprise. Even Bill twitched.
    “It’s only polite to let me know you’re coming into my house,” I said, because he’d really scared me and I was angry in consequence.
    “It’s only polite,” Eric said mockingly, imitating my voice in a very irritating way. “I think it’s ‘only polite’ that my wife should let me know when she’s entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has shared her bed.”
    I took a deep breath, hoping it would help me calm down. “You’re acting like an asshole,” I said, so maybe the deep breath hadn’t helped so very much. “I have never cheated on you, and I have trusted you never to cheat on me. Maybe I should rethink that, since you don’t seem to have much faith in me.”
    Eric looked taken aback. “I have never fucked another woman since I took you to wife,” he said haughtily.
    I couldn’t help but realize that left a lot of territory uncovered—but now was not the time to ask detailed questions.
    Bill was sitting like a statue. I spared a second to appreciate his predicament. Eric was so plainly in a very bad mood, anything Bill said was going to be taken in evidence against him.
    A diversion was in order, though I felt a flash of resentment thatI had to defuse the situation. “Why are you so mad, anyway?” I said. “Something go wrong at Fangtasia?”
    Eric’s face relaxed just a fraction. “Nothing is right,” he said. “Felipe and his companions are still in town. He may still bring charges against me for killing Victor. At the same time, you can tell he’s delighted we killed Victor. He and Freyda have just had a long talk in private. Mustapha is still missing. The police have been by Fangtasia to question me again. They wanted me to permit cadaver dogs to go over my property. I had to say yes, but it makes me furious. How stupid would I be to bury someone on my own property? They’ve searched the house again. T-Rex and his women came into the bar tonight, and he acted as though he were my best friend. The women used drugs in the bathroom. Thalia rousted them a little too energetically and broke Cherie’s nose. I’ll have to pay for her hospital visit, though she did promise not to relate what had happened in return for our not telling the police she’s a drug user.”
    “My goodness,” I said gently. “And then you walk in your girlfriend’s house to find her looking at a computer screen with another man. You have had a terrible night, poor fella.”
    Bill raised an eyebrow to let me know I was troweling it on too thick.
    I ignored him. “If I’d seen you around, or had a conversation with you that lasted longer than thirty seconds, I’d have told you that Mustapha had come by here,” I said in a sweet voice. “And I’d have told you what he said.”
    “Tell me now,” Eric said, in a much more neutral voice. “If you please.”
    Okay, he’d made an effort. So once again, I related the account ofMustapha’s visit, his warning about Jannalynn, and his concern for Warren’s safety.
    “So Bill and Heidi need to scent this Jannalynn, and then we’ll know if she was the one who led the girl to my house, who