Fifty Shades Trilogy 01 - Fifty Shades of Grey

I am not going to think about him again for now, I vow to myself, and opening my revision notes, I start to read.
    It’s only when I’m in bed, trying to sleep, that I allow my thoughts to drift through my strange morning. I keep coming back to the ‘I don’t do the girlfriend thing’ quote, and I’m angry that I didn’t pounce on this information sooner, when I was in his arms mentally begging him with every fiber of my being to kiss me. He’d said it there and then. He didn’t want me as a girlfriend. I turn on to my side. Idly, I wonder if perhaps he’s celibate. I close my eyes and begin to drift. Maybe he’s saving himself. Well not for you, my sleepy subconscious has a final swipe at me before unleashing itself on my dreams.
    And that night, I dream of gray eyes, leafy patterns in milk, and I’m running through dark places with eerie strip lighting, and I don’t know if I’m running toward something or away from it… it’s just not clear.

    I put my pen down. Finished. My final exam is over. I feel the Cheshire cat grin spread over my face. It’s probably the first time all week that I’ve smiled. It’s Friday, and we shall be celebrating tonight, really celebrating. I might even get drunk! I’ve never been drunk before. I glance across the sports hall at Kate, and she’s still scribbling furiously, five minutes to the end. This is it, the end of my academic career. I shall never have to sit in rows of anxious, isolated students again. Inside I’m doing graceful cartwheels around my head, knowing full well that’s the only place I can do graceful cartwheels. Kate stops writing and puts her pen down. She glances across at me, and I catch her Cheshire cat smile, too.
    We head back to our apartment together in her Mercedes, refusing to discuss our final paper. Kate is more concerned about what she’s going to wear to the bar this evening. I am busily fishing around in my purse for my keys.
    “Ana, there’s a package for you.” Kate is standing on the steps up to the front door holding a brown paper parcel. Odd. I haven’t ordered anything from Amazon recently. Kate gives me the parcel and takes my keys to open the front door. It’s addressed to Miss Anastasia Steele. There’s no sender’s address or name. Perhaps it’s from my mom or Ray.
    “It’s probably from my folks.”
    “Open it!” Kate is excited as she heads into the kitchen for our ‘Exams are finished hurrah Champagne’.
    I open the parcel, and inside I find a half leather box containing three seemingly identical old cloth-covered books in mint condition and a plain white card. Written on one side, in black ink in neat cursive handwriting, is:

    I recognize the quote from Tess. I am stunned by the irony as I’ve just spent three hours writing about the novels of Thomas Hardy in my final examination. Perhaps there is no irony… perhaps it’s deliberate. I inspect the books closely, three volumes of Tess of the D’Urbervilles. I open the front cover. Written in an old typeface on the front plate is:
    ‘London: Jack R. Osgood, McIlvaine and Co., 1891.’
    Holy shit – they are first editions. They must be worth a fortune, and I know immediately who’s sent them. Kate is at my shoulder gazing at the books. She picks up the card.
    “First editions,” I whisper.
    “No.” Kate’s eyes are wide with disbelief. “Grey?”
    I nod.
    “Can’t think of anyone else.”
    “What does this card mean?”
    “I have no idea. I think it’s a warning – honestly, he keeps warning me off. I have no idea why. It’s not like I’m beating his door down.” I frown.
    “I know you don’t want to talk about him, Ana, but he’s seriously into you. Warnings or no.”
    I have not let myself dwell on Christian Grey for the past week. Okay… so his gray eyes are still haunting my dreams, and I know it will take an eternity to expunge the feel of his arms around me and his wonderful fragrance from my brain. Why has he sent me this? He told me that I wasn’t for him.
    “I’ve found one Tess first edition for sale in New York at $14,000. But yours look in much better condition. They must have cost more.” Kate is consulting her good friend Google.
    “This quote – Tess says it to her mother after Alec D’Urberville has had his wicked way with her.”
    “I know,” muses Kate. “What is he trying to say?”
    “I don’t know, and I don’t care. I can’t accept these from him. I’ll send them back with an equally