Harry Potter 04 - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

chocolate éclair. ‘Percy wouldn’t recognise a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea-cosy.’

 
     
— CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO —
     
The Unexpected Task
    ‘Potter! Weasley! Will you pay attention? ’
    Professor McGonagall’s irritated voice cracked like a whip through the Transfiguration class on Thursday, and Harry and Ron both jumped and looked up.
    It was the end of the lesson; they had finished their work; the guinea-fowl they had been changing into guinea-pigs had been shut away in a large cage on Professor McGonagall’s desk (Neville’s guinea-pig still had feathers); they had copied down their homework from the blackboard (‘Describe, with examples, the ways in which Transforming Spells must be adapted when performing Cross-Species Switches’). The bell was due to ring at any moment, and Harry and Ron, who had been having a sword fight with a couple of Fred and George’s fake wands at the back of the class, looked up, Ron now holding a tin parrot, and Harry, a rubber haddock.
    ‘Now Potter and Weasley have been kind enough to act their age,’ said Professor McGonagall, with an angry look at the pair of them as the head of Harry’s haddock drooped and fell silently to the floor – Ron’s parrot’s beak had severed it moments before – ‘I have something to say to you all.
    ‘The Yule Ball is approaching – a traditional part of the Triwizard Tournament and an opportunity for us to socialise with our foreign guests. Now, the ball will be open only to fourth-years and above – although you may invite a younger student if you wish –’
    Lavender Brown let out a shrill giggle. Parvati Patil nudged her hard in the ribs, her face working furiously as she, too, fought not to giggle. They both looked around at Harry. Professor McGonagall ignored them, which Harry thought was distinctly unfair, as she had just told off him and Ron.
    ‘Dress robes will be worn,’ Professor McGonagall continued, ‘and the ball will start at eight o’clock on Christmas Day, finishing at midnight, in the Great Hall. Now then –’
    Professor McGonagall stared deliberately around the class.
    ‘The Yule Ball is of course a chance for us all to – er – let our hair down,’ she said, in a disapproving voice.
    Lavender giggled harder than ever, with her hand pressed hard against her mouth to stifle the sound. Harry could see what was funny this time: Professor McGonagall, with her hair in a tight bun, looked as though she had never let her hair down in any sense.
    ‘But that does NOT mean,’ Professor McGonagall went on, ‘that we will be relaxing the standards of behaviour we expect from Hogwarts students. I will be most seriously displeased if a Gryffindor student embarrasses the school in any way.’
    The bell rang, and there was the usual scuffle of activity as everyone packed their bags and swung them onto their shoulders.
    Professor McGonagall called above the noise, ‘Potter – a word, if you please.’
    Assuming this had something to do with his headless rubber haddock, Harry proceeded gloomily to the teacher’s desk.
    Professor McGonagall waited until the rest of the class had gone, and then said, ‘Potter, the champions and their partners –’
    ‘What partners?’ said Harry.
    Professor McGonagall looked suspiciously at him, as though she thought he was trying to be funny.
    ‘Your partners for the Yule Ball, Potter,’ she said coldly. ‘Your dance partners .’
    Harry’s insides seemed to curl up and shrivel. ‘Dance partners?’
    He felt himself going red. ‘I don’t dance,’ he said quickly.
    ‘Oh, yes, you do,’ said Professor McGonagall irritably. ‘That’s what I’m telling you. Traditionally, the champions and their partners open the ball.’
    Harry had a sudden mental image of himself in a top hat and tails, accompanied by a girl in the sort of frilly dress Aunt Petunia always wore to Uncle Vernon’s work parties.
    ‘I’m not dancing,’ he said.
    ‘It is traditional,’ said Professor McGonagall firmly. ‘You are a Hogwarts champion, and you will do what is expected of you as a representative of the school. So make sure you get yourself a partner, Potter.’
    ‘But – I don’t –’
    ‘You heard me, Potter,’ said Professor McGonagall, in a very final sort of way.
    *
    A week ago, Harry would have said finding a partner for a dance would be a cinch compared to taking on a Hungarian Horntail. But now that he had done the latter, and was