I Shall Wear Midnight

Tiffany Aching is extremely good at endings.’
    ‘I am?’
    ‘Oh yes. Classic endings to a romantic story are a wedding or a legacy, and you have been the engineer for one of each. Well done.’
    ‘You are me, right?’ said Tiffany. ‘That’s what the “you have to help yourself” business was about, yes?’
    The older Tiffany grinned, and Tiffany could not help noticing that it was a very nice grin. ‘As a matter of fact, I only interfered in a few small ways. Like, for example, making certain the wind really did blow very hard for you … although, as I recall, a certain colony of little men added their own special excitement to the venture. I’m never quite certain if my memory is good or bad. That’s time travel for you.’
    ‘You can travel in time?’
    ‘With some help from our friend Eskarina. And only as a shadow and a whisper. It’s a bit like the don’t-see-me thing that I … that we – You have to persuade time not to take any notice.’
    ‘But why did you want to talk to me?’ said Tiffany.
    ‘Well, the infuriating answer is that I remembered that I did,’ said old Tiffany. ‘Sorry, that’s time travel again. But I think I wanted to tell you that it all works out, more or less. It all falls into place. You’ve taken the first step.’
    ‘There’s a second step?’ said Tiffany.
    ‘No; there’s another first step. Every step is a first step if it’s a step in the right direction.’
    ‘But hold on,’ said Tiffany. ‘Won’t I be you one day? And then will I talk to me now, as it were?’
    ‘Yes, but the you that you talk to won’t exactly be you. I’m very sorry about this, but I am having to talk about time travel in a language that can’t really account for it. But in short, Tiffany, according to the elasticated string theory, throughout the rest of time, somewhere an old Tiffany will be talking to a young Tiffany, and the fascinating thing is that every time they do they will be a little bit different. When you meet your younger self, you will tell her what you think she needs to know.’
    ‘But I have got a question,’ said Tiffany. ‘And it’s one I want to know the answer to.’
    ‘Well, do be quick,’ said old Tiffany, ‘The elasticated string thingy,or whatever it is that Eskarina uses, does not allow us very much time.’
    ‘Well,’ said Tiffany, ‘can you at least tell me. Do I ever get—?’
    Old Tiffany faded, smiling into nothingness, but Tiffany heard one word. It sounded like, ‘ Listen .’
    And then she was in the hall again, as if she’d never left it at all, and people were cheering and there seemed to be Feegles everywhere. And Preston was by her side. It was as if ice had suddenly melted. But when she got her balance back, and stopped asking herself what had just happened, had really happened, Tiffany looked for the other witches, and saw that they were talking amongst themselves, like judges adding up a score.
    The huddle broke up, and they came towards her purposefully, led by Granny Weatherwax. When they reached her they bowed and raised their hats, which is a mark of respect in the craft.
    Granny Weatherwax looked at her sternly. ‘I see you have burned your hand, Tiffany.’
    Tiffany looked down. ‘I didn’t notice,’ she said. ‘Can I ask you now, Granny? Would you all have killed me?’ She saw the expressions of the other witches change.
    Granny Weatherwax looked around and paused for a moment.
    ‘Let us say, young woman, we would have done our best not to. But all in all, Tiffany, it seems to us that you’ve done a woman’s job today. The place where we looks for witches is at the centre of things. Well, we looks around here and we see that you is so central that this steading spins on you. You are your own mistress, nevertheless, and if you don’t start training somebody, that will be a waste. We leave this steading in the best of hands.’
    The witches clapped, and some of the other guests joined in, even though they did not understand what those few sentences had meant. What they did recognize, however, was that these weremostly elderly, experienced, important and scary witches. And they were paying their respect to Tiffany Aching, one of them , their witch. And she was a very important witch, and so the Chalk had to be a very important place. Of course, they had known that all along but it was nice to have it acknowledged. They stood a little straighter and felt proud.
    Mrs Proust removed her hat again, and said,