Love Songs from a Shallow Grave

people want to leave their homes in weather like this.”
    “We had a couple of our men talk to the kids, Doctor,” Sihot said. “None of them were here Saturday afternoon or evening. Nobody saw anything.”
    Siri stopped suddenly and stared at the wall beside the door, then up at the ceiling.
    “Head teacher, you don’t have electricity.”
    “No, Comrade,” replied the teacher. “Education keeps telling us they’ll have us connected up by the end of the year. They’ve been saying that for two years.”
    Siri was confused. Even if he was two hours out with his estimation of the time of death, which he doubted, it would still have been dark in this classroom. Too dark to spear somebody accurately in the heart. Either the perpetrator was carrying a torch, or…
    Siri walked around the room with Sihot close behind, his notepad at the ready. The doctor found what he was looking for on a desk at the front near the wall. It was just a small heap of wax moulded around an empty circle of space.
    “Do you use candles often, Comrade?” he asked the teacher.
    “No, Comrade. Beyond our budget, I’m afraid,” he replied.
    “Then it would appear our killer brought them with him and took them home when he was through.”
    They found similar deposits of wax on six of the desks. There might have been more, removed along with the candles.
    “Not exactly floodlighting,” Siri said, “but enough to light up their duelling arena.”
    “You think they were swordfighting in here?” Phosy asked.
    “They cleared a space, lit up the room. Our victim was dressed for sport. It’s as good a guess as any, I’d say.”
    “And you,” Phosy looked at Sihot. “What’s wrong with you, man? Do you have pebbles there for eyes? I send you here to investigate and you can’t even see great lumps of wax?”
    Sihot bunched up the corners of his mouth. Not a sulk exactly, more an attempt not to burst into tears. It saddened Siri to see a strong man embarrassed and he was surprised. He’d never known Phosy to rebuke his men in public. In fact, the inspector wasn’t given to outbursts. He would normally shake his head and privately bemoan the lack of grey matter in the police force. This was particularly out of character. Something was wrong.
    “Any chance she died by accident?” Phosy asked Siri, still staring at Sihot.
    “I doubt that,” Siri said. “If it’s just a sparring match they’d have some cork thingamabobs on the ends of their weapons. At the very least they’d be fighting with blunt swords. The épée we pulled out of the victim was sharpened to a fine edge. The killer knew exactly what he was doing.”
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    The jeep went by Police Headquarters with the intention of dropping off Sihot. There was a lot of paperwork that hadn’t been started. The plan from there was for Phosy to drive Siri to the morgue, return the Willy’s jeep to the garage, and go through the data they’d collected on the two victims, looking for connections. But, as Civilai often said, “Intentions can be as flimsy as toilet paper in a cheap bar.”
    As they pulled into the compound, a police boy dressed in a shirt so big it made him look as if he’d shrunk overnight leapt from the guard booth and waved his arms.
    “Should I drive over him?” Sihot asked.
    “Better stop, I suppose,” Phosy told him.
    The boy ran around to the inspector in the passenger seat.
    “Sir, you have to go to K6,” he said. “There’s been a murder.”
    Given the pace of communication in the republic, it wasn’t unthinkable for this to have been the message from two days hence just reached the guard post. But Phosy had a bad feeling that wasn’t the case.
    “Who told you?” he asked.
    “Vietnamese security guy on a motorcycle, about an hour ago,” said the boy.

6
THE CASE OF THE THREE EPEES
    I n the ever-flowing words of ex-politburo member Civilai, before the épée murders time in the People’s Democratic Republic of Laos had been speeding by like a thirty-year-old Peugeot on blocks. The country had been stone-cold frozen to the edge of its seats waiting for news of the two major initiatives of 1978. After three years of planning, the cooperative movement was finally launched as outlined in the order N°97: Regulation of Cooperative Farming. Under this accelerated programme the government was certain it would be self-sufficient in food grains by 1981. The economy would be revived and the purest tenet of communism would be realised at the rice