Maskerade

of pencil.
    “You got to sign here,” he said.
    “Who was that…person who came in with me?”
    The mustache moved, suggesting a smile was buried somewhere below. “Everyone knows our Walter Plinge.”
    This seemed to be all the information that was likely to be imparted.
    Agnes gripped the pencil.
    The most important question was: what should she call herself? Her name had many sterling qualities, no doubt, but it didn’t exactly roll off the tongue. It snapped off the palate and clicked between the teeth, but it didn’t roll off the tongue.
    The trouble was, she couldn’t think of one with great rotational capabilities.
    Catherine, possibly.
    Or…Perdita. She could go back to trying Perdita. She’d been embarrassed out of using that name in Lancre. It was a mysterious name, hinting of darkness and intrigue and, incidentally, of someone who was quite thin. She’d even given herself a middle initial—X—which stood for “someone who has a cool and exciting middle initial.”
    It hadn’t worked. Lancre people were depressingly resistant to cool. She had just been known as “that Agnes who calls herself Perditax.”
    She’d never dared tell anyone that she’d like her full name to be Perdita X Dream. They just wouldn’t understand . They’d say things like: if you think that’s the right name for you, why have you still got two shelves full of soft toys?
    Well, here she could start afresh. She was good. She knew she was good.
    Probably no hope for the Dream, though.
    She was probably stuck with the Nitt.

    Nanny Ogg usually went to bed early. After all, she was an old lady. Sometimes she went to bed as early as six A.M.
    Her breath puffed in the air as she walked through the woods. Her boots crunched on the leaves. The wind had died away, leaving the sky wide and clear and open for the first frost of the season, a petal-nipping, fruit-withering little scorcher that showed you why they called Nature a mother…
    A third witch, she thought.
    Three witches could sort of…spread the load.
    Maiden, mother and…crone. There.
    The trouble was that Granny Weatherwax combined all three in one. She was a maiden, as far as Nanny knew, and she was at least in the right age-bracket for a crone; and, as for the third, well…cross Granny Weatherwax on a bad day and you’d be like a blossom in the frost.
    There was bound to be a candidate for the vacancy, though. There were several young girls in Lancre who were just about the right age.
    Trouble was, the young men of Lancre knew it too. Nanny wandered the summer hayfields regularly, and had a sharp if compassionate eye and damn good over-the-horizon hearing. Violet Frottidge was walking out with young Deviousness Carter, or at least doing something within ninety degrees of walking out. Bonnie Quarney had been gathering nuts in May with William Simple, and it was only because she’d thought ahead and taken a little advice from Nanny that she wouldn’t be bearing fruit in February. And pretty soon now young Mildred Tinker’s mother would have a quiet word with Mildred Tinker’s father, and he’d have a word with his friend Thatcher and he’d have a word with his son Hob, and then there’d be a wedding, all done in a properly civilized way except for maybe a black eye or two. * No doubt about it, thought Nanny with a misty-eyed smile: innocence, in a hot Lancre summer, was that state in which innocence is lost.
    And then a name rose out of the throng. Oh, yes. Her . Why hadn’t she thought of her ? But you didn’t, of course. Whenever you thought about the young girls of Lancre, you didn’t remember her. And then you said, “Oh, yes, her too, of course. O’ course, she’s got a wonderful personality. And good hair, of course.”
    She was bright, and talented. In many ways. Her voice, for one thing. That was her power, finding its way out. And of course she also had a wonderful personality, so there’d be not much chance of her being…disqualified…
    Well, that was settled, then. Another witch to bully and impress would set Granny up a treat, and Agnes would be bound to thank her eventually.
    Nanny Ogg was relieved. You needed at least three witches for a coven. Two witches was just an argument.
    She opened the door of her cottage and climbed the stairs to bed.
    Her cat, the tom Greebo, was spread out on the eiderdown like a puddle of gray fur. He didn’t even awake as Nanny lifted him up bodily so that, nightdress-clad, she could slide between