Odd Hours

foundin’ families.”
    The buildings had sailed beyond sight. Here and there, a blush of neon remained, but those signs were incoherent now, the glass words having shattered into meaningless syllables of nebulous color.
    Birdie said, “What’s your line of work, Harry?”
    “Fry cook, ma’am.”
    “Fell in love with a fry cook once. Beans Burnet, short-order wizard. A dream, that man.”
    “We fry cooks tend to be romantic.”
    “In Beans’s case, not enough. He loved his pancakes and home fries more than women. Worked all the time.”
    “In his defense, Birdie, it’s an enchanting occupation. You can lose yourself in it.”
    “Sure liked the way he smelled.”
    “Beef fat and bacon grease,” I said.
    She sighed. “Fried onions and green peppers. You don’t measure up to Beans in smell, Harry.”
    “I’ve had a different kind of job the past month, ma’am. I’ll be back at the griddle eventually. I sure do miss it.”
    “Then came Fred, my life mate, and I forgot all about fry cooks. No offense.”
    Birdie changed streets at a shrouded intersection of which I had been unaware until she pulled the steering wheel to the right.
    Having been engineered to isolate the driver from the roughness of the pavement, the big sedan rode like a boat. Sloshing tides of fog enhanced the perception that, with wheels retracted, the Cadillac wallowed along Venetian canals.
    Although Birdie Hopkins drove below the speed limit, we were moving too fast for the dismal visibility.
    “Ma’am, should we really be driving blind?”
    “You might be ridin’ blind, child, but I’m drivin’ with sunny-day confidence. Been cruisin’ this town almost sixty years. Never had an accident. Weather like this, we have the streets to ourselves, so they’re even safer. When the sick and sufferin’ need me, I don’t say they gotta wait till mornin’ comes or till the rain stops.”
    “Are you a nurse, ma’am?”
    “Never had time for school. Me and Fred were in garbage.”
    “I’m sorry to hear that.”
    “Collection, I mean. Started with two trucks and no fear our hands might get dirty. Ended with a fleet, sole contractor for six towns along the coast. Garbage is like sunrise—never stops comin’.”
    “So true.”
    “You can get rich doin’ work others won’t. Garbage was gold.”
    “A lot of times,” I said, “when a restaurant’s really busy, there’s a lot of stress being a fry cook.”
    “Don’t doubt that for a second.”
    “I’ve thought about switching into tire sales or shoes. Is the garbage business stressful?”
    “Sometimes for management. For a route driver, it’s so the same day after day, it gets to be like meditation.”
    “Like meditation, yet you’re providing a good service. Sounds real nice.”
    “Fred died seven years ago, I sold out two years later. You want, child, I can still open doors in the garbage world.”
    “That’s generous, ma’am. I might take you up on that one day.”
    “You’d be a good route driver. Can’t look down on the job and be any good. I can tell you don’t look down on anyone.”
    “That’s kind of you to say. The reason I wondered if you were a nurse is, before garbage, you mentioned the sick and suffering.”
    As if receiving directions beamed from a MapQuest satellite to her brain, Birdie turned left into a billowing white wall, and the Cadillac wallowed into a new canal.
    She glanced at me, turned her attention to the invisible street, reached one hand up to adjust her feathered hat, glanced at me again, pulled to the curb, and put the car in park.
    “Harry, somethin’ about you is too different. I can’t do this the usual way. Feel like I should get right to it, say I didn’t come to you by chance.”
    “You didn’t?”
    She left the engine running but switched off the headlights.
    Fathoms of fog pressed upon the car, so it seemed as though we rested on the floor of a sea.
    “You were a twinge before you were a face,” Birdie said. “For all I knew, you’d be another Nancy with cancer or like a Bodi Booker makin’ hot cocoa for suicide.”
    She waited for me to reply, so at last I said, “Ma’am, I think maybe the fog got in my head, because I can’t see any sense in what you just told me.”
    “What I think,” she said, “you’re in worse trouble than just a Swithin flat busted from bad romance.”

 
    THIRTY-TWO
    BIRDIE HOPKINS TOOK OFF HER WHITE GLOVES. She slipped one over the gearshift knob and one over the