Rough Weather: A Spenser Novel

out at Copley Square. The service was good. I was paying with a small part ofHeidi Bradshaw’s swell advance…. And I was with the girl of my dreams.
    “She has been married to some of the richest men in the world,” Susan said.
    “And profited from each marriage,” I said.
    “Any girl would,” Susan said. “How did she find you.”
    “Maybe she Googled
stud
on the Internet?”
    “I’ve tried that,” Susan said. “You’re not listed.”
    “Damn,” I said.
    “So, how did they end up with you?”
    “Somebody called somebody,” I said. “And one thing led to another?”
    “Okay, and if it worked that way, what would be the basis for recommending you?”
    “I’m a great husband substitute?” I said.
    “Probably not,” Susan said.
    “That I’m a tough guy, and I own a gun?” I said.
    “Probably so,” Susan said.
    We were quiet for a moment. Susan had some sort of exotic fish. She took a small bite. Susan always took small bites. She ate slowly, and rarely ate all of what she ordered. I had pasta, all of which I guzzled.
    “I thought of that,” I said.
    “Me, too,” Susan said.
    “So why do you hire a guy with a gun to hang around your party?”
    “Because you’re afraid,” Susan said.
    “Even though the island has its own security.”
    “Even though,” Susan said.
    “Maybe you’re afraid of the security,” I said.
    “Maybe she thinks they’re incompetent.”
    “For crissake,” I said. “It’s her island. They are her security.”
    Susan shrugged and nibbled on her fish. I finished the last meatball. Susan took a small sip of wine.
    “Well, whatever the reason,” she said. “She feels the need to augment it.”
    “With one guy?”
    “Apparently,” Susan said. “Which is why the one guy is you.”
    “Shucks,” I said.
    “Which means they went looking for you,” Susan said. “Or someone like you.”
    “Which means maybe I should bring two guns?”
    “One should be enough,” Susan said. “You are, after all, bringing me.”

 
    Tashtego Island
had its own ferry service, a high-speed catamaran that shuttled people to and from the island every day. The trip took about forty minutes from New Bedford. The island rose like a single black rock from Buzzards Bay, and the house gleamed on top of it. White marble among the hardy trees softened the hardness of the stone.
    “I think I hear the theme from
Camelot
,” Susan said.
    She had brought enough luggage for the weekend to sustain Cirque du Soleil. But the number of servants meeting the boat was more than sufficient to the task, and I walked ashore unencumbered. There was a small dock house made of the same white stone as the big house. Parked beside the dock house was a whiteJeep. In the white Jeep were two guys in safari jackets, wearing aviator glasses and carrying sidearms in polished cordovan-leather holsters. In front of the dock house was an open carriage. The two big horses in harness were white. The driver had a blond crew cut. He wore a blazer and white slacks, and looked like a big college kid. Maybe a middle linebacker. I patted one of the horses on the flank.
    “Clydesdales?” I said.
    “Belgians,” he said. “In medieval times they were warhorses.”
    “Big,” I said.
    “Yes, sir.”
    Beside the carriage was a square-jawed woman in a mannish-looking white shirt and gray flannel slacks. There was a cell phone on her belt. She was too old for college by now, and she wasn’t actually so big, but there was a hint of linebacker about her, too. I wondered if Smith had a team.
    “Mr. Spenser,” she said. “I’m Maggie Lane, Mrs. Bradshaw’s assistant.”
    We shook hands. I introduced Susan. They shook hands. One of the horses looked over his shoulder at us without interest. Maggie Lane gestured toward the carriage.
    “Please,” she said.
    “Luggage?” Susan said.
    “It will be delivered to your rooms,” Maggie Lane said.
    For Susan, the thought that her luggage was in alien hands was nearly life-threatening. But she simply smiled and got intothe carriage. Her clothes fit her well, and I admired her agility as she stepped up into the carriage. Also her backside. I followed, and Maggie Lane stepped up beside the driver.
    “Except for the patrol Jeeps,” she said, “there are no cars on the island.”
    “How lovely for the ambience,” Susan said.
    “And the atmosphere,” Maggie Lane said.
    “Good source of fertilizer, too,” I said.
    Maggie Lane nodded with a smile, though I