Shock Wave

didn’t. He hid it so he could spend it on his girlfriend Marilyn Oaks (sp?). Jeanne doesn’t know about Marilyn.
    Pat Shepard was one of the city councilmen who voted for the PyeMart. Virgil took a minute to digest the note. A cricket started chirping from the flower bed around the parking lot, an annoyance that brought him back. He asked the desk clerk what he thought. “I think Jeanne Shepard is the second-hottest woman in town.”
    Virgil checked him out: a fairly good-looking blond jock-like kid of seventeen or eighteen, with big shiny white teeth; a kid who reminded him somewhat of himself, when he was that age. “How old is she?”
    The kid shrugged: “I don’t know. Thirty-five?”
    “What are you doing, thinking a thirty-five-year-old woman is hot?”
    “Hey. If you’re hot, you’re hot,” the kid said. He was wearing a name tag that said Thor .
    “Did you take the message?” Virgil asked.
    “Yup. It was a man,” Thor said. “He refused to give his name, but it was Doug Mackey. Mr. Mackey.”
    “Mr. Mackey?”
    “He’s a teacher at the high school,” Thor said. “He was my golf coach for three years, and I took driver’s ed from him. I recognized his voice, but he didn’t recognize mine. Mr. and Mrs. Shepard are teachers, too. You want to know what I think?”
    “Sure,” Virgil said.
    “Mr. Mackey and Mr. Shepard are friends and they play a lot of golf together, at least once or twice a week. I think Mr. Shepard told Mr. Mackey that he’s nailing Marilyn Oaks. I don’t know Marilyn Oaks, but she must be the first-hottest in town, if Mr. Shepard is chasing her, instead of staying home. I’m telling you, Mrs. Shepard has got an ass like a couple of slow-pitch softballs. If it was me, I’d be—”
    “Stick to the story,” Virgil said.
    “Hey. I’m trying to get you fully informed. Anyway, I figure Mr. Mackey wants to nail Mrs. Shepard, or already is, and he’s trying to get Mr. Shepard out of the picture. He thinks you’ll go over there and tell her about Marilyn Oaks, and one way or another, Mr. Shepard is outa here and Mr. Mackey moves into Mrs. Shepard’s thong.”
    “Mrs. Shepard wears a thong?”
    “Better believe it,” Thor said. “Black in color, and just about the size of a pirate’s eye patch.”
    “Eye patch?”
    “She once wore a pair of tight white pants out to the country club—I was caddying at the time—and you could see it, right through the pants, when she started to sweat a little,” Thor said. “I want to tell you, I had a woody she could have putted with, and I was only fourteen. Another time, I was supposed to take some stuff for a school play over to her house, and she came out wearing a T-shirt and no bra, and she had nipples like the end of my little finger, and hard as marbles. Honest to God, I wish—”
    “Stick to the story,” Virgil said. “How did Mackey find out that Shepard took the money?”
    “Either Mr. Shepard told him, because they’re pals, just like he told Mr. Mackey about nailing Marilyn Oaks. Or, Mr. Mackey already nailed Mrs. Shepard, and she told him. Or, he’s lying about it, and he doesn’t know anything.”
    “How old are you, Thor?” Virgil asked.
    “Eighteen. Just graduated.”
    “You have a very suspicious mind,” Virgil said. “And not entirely unsullied.”
    “I’ve been told that,” Thor said.
    “You know what unsullied means?”
    “Sure.”
    Virgil closed one eye and peered at the kid. “I actually have a gun in the car,” he said. “If you tell anybody about this note, I’ll kill you.”
    “Whatever,” the kid said.
    “I don’t want a whatever , I want your mouth shut,” Virgil said. “This is important stuff.”
    “Make you a deal,” Thor said. “I’ll keep my mouth shut and you tell me if Mrs. Shepard finds out about Marilyn Oaks. From you, or anybody else.”
    “If I made that deal, what would you get out of it?” Virgil asked.
    “Mrs. Shepard always liked my looks. I could tell,” Thor said. “I had her for tenth-grade American literature and senior English. Soon as she throws her old man out, I’d run over to Pizza Hut, get an anchovy pizza, and go over to her house for a chat. Get there before Mackey.”
    “Ah, man. Anchovies. Just like a ninth-grader,” Virgil said. “You get a woman like that, you buy a meat lovers’ and nothing else.”
    “A meat lovers’?”
    “Take it from me. The hormones in the meat gets them hot.”
    “Nasty, but I believe you,”