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orchids either. These flowers had been plucked from hedgerows and meadows and even included the scrawny plants that managed to hang on and flower in the wilderness up above. Someone had carried them. Someone had dropped them. Someone had been in a hurry. Vimes could read it in the flowers. They had fallen from somebodyâs open hand, so that they spread back along their path like a comet tail. And then more than one person had trampled them underfoot, but probably not because they were chasing the aforesaid bouquet carrier, but by the look of it because they wanted to go the way that he or she had run, and even faster than he or she did.
There had been a stampede, in fact. Scared people running away. But running away from what?
âYou, Commander Vimes, you, the majesty of the law. See how I help you, commander?â The familiarity of the voice annoyed him; it sounded too much like his own voice. âBut Iâm here because they wanted me to come!â he said to the cave in general. âI wasnât intending to fight anybody!â And in his head his own voice told him, âOh my little ragtag, rubbish people, who do not trust and are not trusted! Tread with care, Mr. Policeman; the hated have no reason to love! Oh, the strange and secret people, last and worst, born of rubbish, hopeless, bereft of god. The best of luck to you, my brotherâ¦my brother in darknessâ¦Do what you can for them, Mr. Po-leess-maan.â
On Vimesâs wrist the sigil of the Summoning Dark glowed for a moment.
âIâm not your brother!â Vimes shouted. âIâm not a killer!â The words echoed around the caves, but under them Vimes thought he felt something slithering away. Could something with no body slither? Gods damn the dwarfs and their subterranean folklore!
âAre you, er, all right, sir?â came the nervous voice of Feeney behind him. âEr, you were shouting, sir.â
âI was just cussing because I banged my head on the ceiling, lad,â Vimes lied. He had to deliver reassurance quickly before Feeney got so unnerved that he might try to make a break for the exit out of panic. âYouâre doing very well, chief constable!â
âOnly, I donât like the dark, sir, never haveâ¦Er, do you think anyoneâll worry if I have a wee up against the wall?â
âI should go ahead if I was you, lad. I donât think anything could make this place smell worse.â
Vimes heard some vague sounds behind him, and then Feeney said, in a damp little voice, âEr, nature has taken its course, sir. Sorry, sir.â
Vimes smiled to himself. âDonât worry, lad, you wonât be the first copper to have to wring out his socks, and you wonât be the last, either. I remember the first time I had to arrest a troll. Big fellow, he was, a very nasty character. I was a bit damp around the socks that day, and I donât mind admitting it. Think of it as a kind of baptism!â Keep it jolly, he thought, make a joke of it. Donât let him dwell on the fact that weâre walking into the scene of a crime that he canât see. âFunny thingâthat troll is now my best sergeant, and Iâve relied on him for my life quite a few times. That just goes to show that you never know, although what it is we never know I suspect weâll never know.â
Vimes turned a corner and there were the goblins. He was glad that young Feeney couldnât see them. Strictly speaking, Vimes wished he couldnât see them either. There must have been a hundred of them, many of them holding weapons. They were crude weapons, to be sure, but a flint ax hitting your head does not need a degree in physics.
âHave we got somewhere, sir?â said Feeney behind him. âYouâve stopped walking.â
Theyâre just standing there, Vimes thought, as if theyâre on parade. Just watching in silence, waiting for that silence to break.
âThere are a few goblins in this cave, lad, and theyâre watching us.â
After a few seconds of silence Feeney said, âCould you tell me exactly what a âfewâ means, sir?â
Dozens and dozens of owlish faces stared at Vimes without expression. If the silence was going to be broken by the word âchargeâ then he and Feeney would be smears on the floor, which was pretty smeared as it was. Why did I come in here? Why did I think it was a good thing to do? Oh
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