Spencerville

little sea creatures compressed into layers of limestone.”
    Charlie looked at the glass suspiciously. “Is that a fact?”
    “I’m going to bottle it. Sell it to the yuppie swine in D.C.”
    “Good idea. Let’s sit a minute.” They sat at the big table and Charlie stayed silent for a while, which Keith didn’t like. Charlie said, “Did you intend to stay here with her? ”
    “No.”
    “Where were you planning to go?”
    Keith didn’t like the past tense of that sentence. He replied, “I don’t know where we are going.”
    “You’d have to let us know. It’s the law.”
    “I’ll let you know so you can send my checks.”
    Charlie nodded absently. He said, “You know, something funny happened on my way here.”
    Keith didn’t reply.
    Charlie said, “When I stopped at the police station, this guy, the desk sergeant, named Blake, I think… I asked him if he knew where you lived, and he got sort of weird. Started questioning me. I mean,
I’m
asking the questions. Right? He wants to know what my business is with you. Can you believe that shit? I thought I was back in East Germany or something. Can I smoke in here?”
    “Sure.”
    Charlie lit a cigarette and tapped the ash into his glass. “So I get to thinking. I mean, I’m a spy. Right? Used to be anyway. I’m thinking that maybe someone is bothering you here, and the police are being protective. Or maybe you contacted them when you got here, identified yourself as an ex-spook, and asked them to notify you if anyone was looking for you. Like someone named Igor with a Russian accent. But that didn’t make sense, and when I got here, you looked surprised, so I know they didn’t call to tip you off.”
    “Charlie, you’ve been in this business too long.”
    “I know. That’s what I decided. But then I go outside, and this other cop follows me out to my car. Heavyset guy, said he was chief of police. Name’s Baxter. He asks me what my business is out at the Landry farm. I’m too clever to tell him to fuck off because I want to draw him out. By this time, I’m thinking you’re in trouble with the law. So I flash my official-looking ID and tell him it’s official government business.”
    “You have to learn how to mind your own business, Charlie.”
    “No, I don’t. Anyway, I’m concerned about you now. I mean, these guys were
weird.
Like in some grade B horror flick, you know, where that whole small town is taken over by aliens? You remember that one? Anyway, now this guy Baxter is a little less ballsy and asks me if he can be of any help. I say maybe. Mr. Landry has been pensioned off by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.” Both Charlie and Keith smiled at the old joke. “Anyway, Mr. Landry has applied for part-time work with the local office of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, and I’m here to do a background check on him and see if he’s of fine moral character and an accepted member of his community. That was pretty quick, wasn’t it?”
    “How the mighty have fallen. Is that what you’ve been reduced to?”
    “Give me a break. I haven’t done fieldwork in fifteen years and I miss it. Anyway, Chief of Police Baxter informs me that Mr. Landry has had several scrapes with the law—in the park right across the street—drunk and disorderly. Trespassing on school property. Interfering with police officers in the performance of their duty in some parking lot. Menacing, harassment… what else? I think that’s it. He said he talked with you about your anti-social tendencies, but you gave him a lot of lip. He recommended you not be hired. He also said someone should see if you deserved a government pension at all. I don’t think he likes you.”
    “We were high school rivals.”
    “Really? Something else. He said he tried to run your D.C. plates through the Bureau of Motor Vehicles, but you don’t exist. At that point, I got interested in Mr. Baxter.” He dropped his cigarette in the glass. “What’s happening, Keith? We did high school rivals already.”
    “Yeah. Well, then,
cherchez la femme,
wise guy.”
    “Ah.”
    “I’ll take one of those cigarettes.”
    “Sure.” Charlie handed him the pack and the lighter. Charlie asked, “You’re not fucking the police chief’s daughter, are you?”
    Keith lit the cigarette and exhaled. “No. His wife.”
    “Right.
The
woman. I thought you came here to relax.”
    “I told you, this is a preexisting condition.”
    “Right. That’s very romantic. Are you out of