Spencerville

course. Monday would be fine. Colonel Chandler will show you your office.”
    Charlie said, “Colonel Landry lives in Ohio, sir.”
    “Great state. Good day, gentlemen.” He turned and left.
    Keith looked at his watch and said, “I have another appointment. Good day, gentlemen.”
    Charlie forced a smile and said, “You have an appointment with the president.”
    Colonel Chandler added, “You’re to wait in the waiting room until you’re called.” He grinned and said to Keith, “I don’t have another appointment. I’m out of here.” He went to the door, then turned and said, “If you wander around downstairs, you’ll find my office. I’ve left my number if you have any questions. It’s all yours.” He left, and though Keith did not hear the word “sucker,” it hung in the air.
    Keith said to Charlie, “Charlie, I don’t think we’re in Spencerville anymore.”
    “What gave you that impression?”
    As they walked to the door, Keith said, “They may be surprised to discover that Colonel Chandler’s office is empty on Monday.”
    “Take the weekend to think about it. Yadzinski’s one of the good guys in this administration. Give it a try. What do you have to lose?”
    “My soul.”
    They went out into the hallway and took the small elevator down to the basement again. Charlie asked, “Do you want to find your office?”
    “No.”
    They went to the waiting room and waited. Charlie said, as if to himself, “I think I’m off the hook. Thanks for the plug.”
    Keith didn’t reply. He read a newspaper.
    Charlie suddenly laughed and said, “So, can you get back to Ohio, pack everything, return to Washington, find an apartment, furnish it, and be at work Monday morning?”
    Keith looked over the top of his newspaper but said nothing.
    Charlie said, “I guess he didn’t know you’d left D.C. Well, but I did tell him… maybe he wasn’t listening.”
    Keith turned the page of the newspaper.
    “I could clear that up. You can take a few weeks.”
    Keith glanced at his watch.
    Charlie continued, “But I see your point. This place is a pressure cooker.”
    Keith refolded the newspaper and read a story in the metro section about rush hour traffic jams. The minutes ticked by.
    Charlie said, “But to say you work in the White House… wouldn’t your lady friend be proud and impressed?”
    Without looking over his paper, Keith replied, “No.”
    “Don’t tell me it’s not tempting.”
    Keith put the paper down. “Charlie, administrations come and go, White House jobs are about as secure and longlasting as a bronco ride. Look, I don’t want to be critical or judgmental, but I’m being put in that position, and I don’t like it. It should be enough for me to say that I decline the offer for personal reasons. Okay?”
    “Okay.”
    An appointments secretary came in and said, “Colonel Landry, the president will see you now.”
    “Good luck,” said Charlie.
    Keith stood, and everyone in the waiting room looked at him as he followed the appointments secretary out.
    They went up the elevator again and walked down the corridor to the Oval Office. A Secret Service man at the door said, “A few minutes.”
    The appointments secretary reminded him of the protocols and told him not to step on the Great Seal that was woven into the carpet. Keith inquired, “Should I jump over it?”
    “No, sir, walk around it to the left. The president’s aide will go around to the right, then you continue on toward the desk. The president is running late and will not ask you to sit but will come around and greet you a few feet from the desk. Please be brief.”
    “Should I tell him I voted for him?”
    The appointments man regarded him a moment, then glanced at the appointment schedule in his hand as if to reassure himself that this guy was on the list.
    The door opened, and a young female aide showed him in. They walked the length of the oval-shaped office together, over the royal-blue carpet, and detoured around the Great Seal, then back toward the president’s desk, which sat in front of the big south-facing windows. Keith noticed it was still raining.
    The president came around the desk to greet him, smiling, and extended his hand, which Keith took. The president said, “I’m delighted to see you again, Colonel.”
    “Thank you, Mr. President.”
    “We’ve missed you around here.”
    “Yes, sir.”
    “Are you all settled in?”
    “Not yet, sir.”
    “Mr. Yadzinski will see that you are.