The Lightning Thief

crazy. Long Island never sees hurricanes this early in the summer. But the ocean seemed to have forgotten. Over the roar of the wind, I heard a distant bellow, an angry, tortured sound that made my hair stand on end.
    Then a much closer noise, like mallets in the sand. A desperate voice—someone yelling, pounding on our cabin door.
    My mother sprang out of bed in her nightgown and threw open the lock.
    Grover stood framed in the doorway against a backdrop of pouring rain. But he wasn’t . . . he wasn’t exactly Grover.
    “Searching all night,” he gasped. “What were you thinking?”
    My mother looked at me in terror—not scared of Grover, but of why he’d come.
    “Percy,” she said, shouting to be heard over the rain. “What happened at school? What didn’t you tell me?”
    I was frozen, looking at Grover. I couldn’t understand what I was seeing.
    “O Zeu kai alloi theoi!” he yelled. “It’s right behind me! Didn’t you tell her?”
    I was too shocked to register that he’d just cursed in Ancient Greek, and I’d understood him perfectly. I was too shocked to wonder how Grover had gotten here by himself in the middle of the night. Because Grover didn’t have his pants on—and where his legs should be . . . where his legs should be . . .
    My mom looked at me sternly and talked in a tone she’d never used before: “ Percy. Tell me now !”
    I stammered something about the old ladies at the fruit stand, and Mrs. Dodds, and my mom stared at me, her face deathly pale in the flashes of lightning.
    She grabbed her purse, tossed me my rain jacket, and said, “Get to the car. Both of you. Go !”
    Grover ran for the Camaro—but he wasn’t running, exactly. He was trotting, shaking his shaggy hindquarters, and suddenly his story about a muscular disorder in his legs made sense to me. I understood how he could run so fast and still limp when he walked.
    Because where his feet should be, there were no feet. There were cloven hooves.

MY MOTHER TEACHES ME BULLFIGHTING
    W e tore through the night along dark country roads. Wind slammed against the Camaro. Rain lashed the windshield. I didn’t know how my mom could see anything, but she kept her foot on the gas.
    Every time there was a flash of lightning, I looked at Grover sitting next to me in the backseat and I wondered if I’d gone insane, or if he was wearing some kind of shag-carpet pants. But, no, the smell was one I remembered from kindergarten field trips to the petting zoo— lanolin, like from wool. The smell of a wet barnyard animal.
    All I could think to say was, “So, you and my mom . . . know each other?”
    Grover’s eyes flitted to the rearview mirror, though there were no cars behind us. “Not exactly,” he said. “I mean, we’ve never met in person. But she knew I was watching you.”
    “Watching me?”
    “Keeping tabs on you. Making sure you were okay. But I wasn’t faking being your friend,” he added hastily. “I am your friend.”
    “Um . . . what are you, exactly?”
    “That doesn’t matter right now.”
    “It doesn’t matter? From the waist down, my best friend is a donkey—”
    Grover let out a sharp, throaty “Blaa-ha-ha!”
    I’d heard him make that sound before, but I’d always assumed it was a nervous laugh. Now I realized it was more of an irritated bleat.
    “Goat!” he cried.
    “What?”
    “I’m a goat from the waist down.”
    “You just said it didn’t matter.”
    “Blaa-ha-ha! There are satyrs who would trample you underhoof for such an insult!”
    “Whoa. Wait. Satyrs. You mean like . . . Mr. Brunner’s myths?”
    “Were those old ladies at the fruit stand a myth , Percy? Was Mrs. Dodds a myth?”
    “So you admit there was a Mrs. Dodds!”
    “Of course.”
    “Then why—”
    “The less you knew, the fewer monsters you’d attract,” Grover said, like that should be perfectly obvious. “We put Mist over the humans’ eyes. We hoped you’d think the Kindly One was a hallucination. But it was no good. You started to realize who you are.”
    “Who I—wait a minute, what do you mean?”
    The weird bellowing noise rose up again somewhere behind us, closer than before. Whatever was chasing us was still on our trail.
    “Percy,” my mom said, “there’s too much to explain and not enough time. We have to get you to safety.”
    “Safety from what? Who’s after me?”
    “Oh, nobody much,” Grover said, obviously still miffed about the donkey comment. “Just the Lord of the Dead