The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove

man's voice.
    Jenny looked up to see Theophilus Crowe towering behind Molly."Hi, Theo." Jenny liked Theo. He
    reminded her of Robert before he had quit drinking – semitragic but good-natured.
    "Can I help here?"
    "I really need to get some money," Molly said."For medicine."
    Jenny shot a look to the corner, where Val Riordan looked up from her notes with an expression of dread on her face. The psychiatrist obviously didn't want to be brought into this.
    Theo took the check gently from Molly and looked at it, then said to Jenny, "It's a government check, Jenny. I'm sure it's good.Just this once?Medicine." He winked at Jenny from behind Molly's back.
    "Howard will kill me when he sees it. Every time he looks at the espresso machine, he mutters something about spawn of evil."
    "I'll back you up. Tell him it was in the interest of public safety."
    "Oh, okay. You're lucky we're busy today and I have the cash to spare." Jenny handed Molly a pen.
    "Just endorse it."
    Molly signed the check with a flourish and handed it over. Jenny counted out the bills on the counter.
    "Thanks," Molly said.Then to Theo, "Thanks. Hey, you want a collector's edition of Warrior Babes?"
    She held the videotape out to him.
    "No thanks, Molly. I can't accept gratuities."
    Jenny craned her neck to look at the cover of the tape.
    "It's in Italian, but you can figure it out," Molly said.
    Theo shook his head and smiled.
    "Okay," Molly said."Gotta go." She turned and walked out of the restaurant, leaving Theo staring at her back.
    "I guess she really was in movies," Jenny said. "Did you see the picture on the cover?"
    "Nope," Theo said.
    "Amazing.Did she look like that?"
    Theo shrugged. "Thanks for taking her check, Jenny. I'll find a seat.Just some coffee and an English muffin."
    "Any luck finding the Plotznik kid?"
    Theo shook his head as he walked away.
    Gabe Skinner barked once to warn the Food Guy that he was about to collide with the crazy woman, but it came a little too late and, as usual, the dense but good-hearted Food Guy didn't get the message. Skinner had finally talked the Food Guy into stopping work and going to get something to eat. Catching rats and hiking around in the mud was fun, but eating was important.
    Gabe, covered with mud to the knees and burrs to the shoulder, was head down, digging in his backpack for his wallet as he approached H.P.'s Cafe. Coming out, Molly was counting her money, not looking at all where she was going. She heard Skinner bark just as they conked heads.
    "Ouch, excuse me," Gabe said, rubbing his head. "I wasn't watching where I was going."
    Skinner took the opportunity to sniff Molly's crotch. "Nice dog," Molly said. "Did he produce B-movies in his last life?"
    "Sorry." Gabe grabbed Skinner by the collar and pulled him away.
    Molly folded her money and stuffed it into the waistband of her tights. "Hey, you're the biologist, huh?"
    "That's me."
    "How many grams of protein in a sow bug?"
    "What?"
    "A sow bug.You know, roly-polies, pill bugs – gray, lotsa legs, designed to curl up and die?"
    "Yes, I know what a sow bug is."
    "How many grams of protein in one?"
    "I have no idea."
    "Could you find out?"
    "I suppose I could."
    "Good," Molly said. "I'll call you."
    "Okay."
    "Bye." Molly ruffled Skinner's ears as she walked off. Gabe stood there for a second, distracted from his research for the first time in thirty-six hours. "What the hell?"
    Skinner wagged his tail to say, "Let's eat."
    Dr. Val Val Riordan watched the lanky constable coming through the restaurant toward her. She wasn't ready to be official, that's why she'd taken herself out to breakfast in the first place – that and she didn't want to face her assistant Chloe and her newfound nymphomania. She was months, no, years behind on her professionaljournals, and she'd packed a briefcase full of them in hope of skimming a few over coffee before her appointments began. She tried to hide behind a copy of Pusher: The American Journal of Clinical Psychopharmacological Practice, but the constable just kept coming.
    "Dr. Riordan, do you have a minute?"
    "I suppose." She gestured to the chair across from her.
    Theo sat down and dove right in. "Are you sure that Bess Leander never said anything about problems with her marriage? Fights?Joseph coming home late?Anything?"
    "I told you before. I can't talk about it!"
    Theo took a dollar out of his pocket and slid it across the table. "Take this."
    "Why?"
    "I want you to be my therapist. I want the same