Yesterday's Gone: Season One

 
    “Much better!” Boricio slapped the empty passenger seat. “So I woke up who knows how in the fuck much longer later, with a mountain of empty cups all around me and a bag of hammers pounding in my head, and the speakers Chuck ripped off from City of Strings blaring full blast and making it worse. They were playing....ah, what’s that song, what’s that song...” Boricio snapped his fingers then looked to the back seat. “Ah, like you’d fucking know. This was way before your mamas were trying to decide whether they should swallow you or take you in their honeypot.” He slammed his hand on the steering wheel. “ Groove Is in the Heart! ” he said.  
    He turned to the back seat. “You ever hear that one?”
    Both boys shook their heads.  
    “Well, believe you me,” Boricio said, “it’s a ripe fucking oldie. Anyway,” he went on, “the inside of my head was practically bleeding, and for some reason I didn’t have no shirt on. Whatever I smoked had fucked up my vision because I couldn't see shit in front of me. I stumbled into the bathroom and puked up everything I had in me. Soon as I was empty, I stumbled back into the bedroom and fell asleep. When I woke up, it felt like just a few minutes later, and I could hear the sound of my zipper coming down. I tried to look up, but couldn't because my head was swimming. Before I knew it, some bitch’s mouth was all on me. I don’t know how many times I’d put mayo on my own knuckle sandwich before that, but there it was, shit happening to me in 3D.   I had an angle on my dangle in no time. I took off her shirt and started kissing her like I saw people do in the movies. She tasted like ash or asshole, but I didn’t care — I was about to FUCK.”
    “So what happened?” Charlie was practically in the front seat, eyes lit up like a kid on Christmas. Adam’s mouth was open and eyes wide.  
    “Well, she went down and put my entire meatsicle in her mouth. I couldn't believe that shit neither; figured I’d wake up any second with my sheets all wet, but sure enough, she just kept on painting the fence, while I lay on the bed squealing like a piglet. Finally she said, ‘You wanna cum inside me?’ I said, ‘hell yeah!’, then she sat on me. But that was that; I was barely inside before the baby batter was leaking back out.”
    “That was it?” Adam said.
    “Yeah… except the round of applause. Turned out, Chuck and all his fucking ape friends were in the room watching, maybe 10 of them, and I never even noticed.”
    Charlie and Adam started laughing.  
    “Did I tell you it was some fuckin’ story, or what? Okay, Adam, your turn.” Boricio turned to Adam. “When’s the first time you chopped down the cherry tree?”
    Adam looked embarrassed, but knew there was no getting out of the story. “I was 16 and it happened at the park. I’ve never been allowed to have people over to the house, but there was a girl I really liked named Rebecca, and we were in the same group for our sophomore year history project. I can’t really call her my girlfriend because we never really went out or anything, but I knew she liked me and I liked her. One day school let out early and my parents didn’t know, so we went to the park to work on our project together. She asked if I wanted to ‘do it,’ but I didn’t think it was the best idea because I always felt like my dad was right behind me even when he was nowhere around. But as soon as she said it, I was hard as a rock. Then she started blowing in my ear and rubbing my pants. Even though I was scared, I finally stammered, ‘okay’ and we went across the street and climbed into the back of her old Corolla. It only lasted a few minutes. And it was definitely better than all the ‘practice’ I’d done at home, but not at all like I thought it would feel. She told me I’d done great. I didn’t want to go home, so we sat in the backseat talking for a couple of hours. I ended up getting home later than usual and my dad walloped the shit out of me.”
    “Least you pounded some pussy before your dad pounded you!” Boricio said.  
    “Yeah,” Adam nodded, though he looked far away.  
    “So?” Boricio said, “You bang her again?”
    Adam shook his head. “No. The only other time we were alone outside of class, we were standing in front of the school, both waiting for a ride. My dad picked me up. When I got in the car he called her a whore and said anyone who’d let me fuck them had to be a