A Groom wirh a View

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Three

    Mr. Willis, the caterer, arrived just before noon. Jane had begun to teeter on the brink of panic again because there was hardly a scrap of food in the house and she had no idea where to even find burgers and fries for Mrs. Crossthwait, Layla, Larkspur, Shelley, and herself. Uncle Joe, wherever he’d taken refuge, certainly had food and probably wouldn’t have shared it even if they’d begged for crusts.
    Mr. Willis was a tubby little man with a big round head like a pumpkin, perched on top of which was a tottering chef’s hat. Jane wondered if he didn’t have to glue it to his sparse fair hair to keep it in place. He was probably only in his late twenties, but was stuffy and formal enough to have been much older. He had a spotty teenaged girl assistant who looked like she could step right into the role of Victorian skivvy. He didn’t bother to introduce her.
    “This kitchen,“ he exclaimed, investigating his domain, “is a disgrace.“
    “I did warn you that it might be,“ Jane said rather than argue with him.
    Actually, the kitchen was the only place Uncle Joe seemed to have done much to. The old-fashioned six-burner gas stove was reasonably clean; the big double ovens were ancient, but had only a dusting of crumbs on the bottom. The refrigerator, which was empty except for a loaf of bread and a bottle of milk, was huge and old enough to qualify as an antique. There was also a smallish, more modern freezer, entirely empty, but recently defrosted. There was a very unattractive brown and cream linoleum floor, but the big, deep sinks almost made up for it. Except for a coffeemaker, there were no modern appliances, but Mr. Willis had brought his own favorite gadgets anyway.
    The skivvy dragged in a Cuisinart, a blender, a box full of very expensive-looking utensils and truly wicked knives. Then she went back for pots and pans, some of which Jane guessed were worth a good deal more than most large pieces of furniture.
    “What about dishes?“ Mr. Willis asked, impervious to the skivvy’s puffing and panting.
    Jane opened a series of cabinets across the room. The house had been built for entertaining and feeding vast numbers and there was a generous and surprisingly high-quality selection of plates, bowls, silverware, and glasses. She had expected Mr. Willis to be impressed, but he just sniffed, “They’ll all have to be washed.“
    “I suppose they will,“ Jane said mildly and thought, If you think I’m doing it, you’re doomed to disappointment.
    The skivvy was now hauling in food in grocery bags and coolers while Mr. Willis gazed about disapprovingly. Jane noticed a neat pile of Field and Stream magazines stacked in the pantry and an ashtray with what looked like a fairly fresh cigar stub in it. The kitchen, she figured, was probably Uncle Joe’s favorite room.
    Jane and Shelley made their escape as quickly as possible. Layla was sitting in the main room, idly flipping through a magazine. “It’s so quiet here,“ she said, smiling. “No children. Do you suppose there’s a jigsaw puzzle somewhere?“
    “I wouldn’t be surprised,“ Jane said. “This place was meant for leisure activities.“ With a little searching, they found a cabinet full of entertaining items. Jigsaw puzzles in abundance, packs of playing cards, board games, checker and chess sets. Even a Ouija board. They’d have to make sure Mrs. Crossthwait didn’t learn about that and go off on auras again.
    “I’m so glad I had to come early for my last dress fitting,“ Layla said. “I can hardly remember the last time I had Nothing To Do. I’m loving it.“
    “Have you had the fitting?“ Jane asked. “Is your dress nearly ready?“
    “Yes. Mrs. Crossthwait is buzzing away up there on her sewing machine. She’s a bit short on the social graces, isn’t she? Jumped all over me for having the wrong shoes and underwear and then went off on a tangent about being careful of bad auras.”
    There was a sudden loud “Bong!“ which startled all of them.
    “What was that?“ Layla asked.
    “Either the doorbell, or someone announcing the end of the world,“ Shelley said.
    The woman at the door was not so much overweight as stocky. Short, but with a big-boned look. With that figure and the oddly crimped short hair, she reminded Jane of the field hockey mistress at a school she’d attended in England when she was a teenager. “You must be Mrs. Jeffry,“ the young woman said. “I’m Kitty