Agatha Raisin and the Terrible Tourist

felt hot and uncomfortable. How could she have let one man make love to her when she was in love with another? Because, said a nagging voice in her head, maybe you’ve never really been in love with James but with an imaginary James. The imaginary, or dream, James was always doing and saying the right things while the real James was as cold and distant as ever. Agatha gave a broken little sigh. Her obsession with James seemed to be waning as each day passed.
    Over dinner James suddenly said, ‘I would like to get even with Mustafa for cheating me. I’ll bet he’s dealing in drugs. You don’t have all those villains around just because you’re running a brothel.’
    ‘Could be dangerous,’ said Agatha.
    ‘So’s poking about in a murder investigation, but it hasn’t stopped you yet.’
    ‘Oh, well, I’ll help you.’
    ‘Not this one,’ said James firmly. ‘I’ll deal with Mustafa myself.’

Chapter Five

    When Agatha went downstairs in the morning, she found a note on the kitchen table from James. It said briefly, ‘Gone off on some private business. Be back around lunchtime.’
    Agatha cursed and crushed the note into a little ball and shied it into the rubbish bin. They were no longer a team, she thought bitterly. She made herself a cup of coffee and sat down at the kitchen table and gloomily revised in her mind all James’s coldnesses, all his snubs, and all his lack of affection, until she was perfectly sure she had no feelings left for him at all.
    Then she decided to go into Kyrenia and do some investigating for herself. The day was a washed-out milky grey, with wreaths of mist hiding the tops of the mountains. It was very warm and humid.
    She parked in a side street and walked down to the Dome Hotel. English tourists with high fluting voices came and went outside the hotel. North Cyprus seemed to be living up to its reputation of being the last genteel watering-hole along the Mediterranean.
    Neither Olivia nor the rest were in their rooms. She went to the dining-room. A few people were having a late breakfast but they were not among them. But over at the window sat Charles, holding a coffee cup between his slim fingers and gazing dreamily out to sea.
    Agatha hesitated and then, with a little shrug, she walked towards his table. He looked up.
    ‘Morning, Aggie,’ he said. ‘Where’s your guard-dog?’
    ‘If you mean James, he’s gone off somewhere on his own. Have you see the Debenhams or the bereaved husband?’
    ‘You’ve missed them. They had breakfast. Then they said something about going to Bellapais.’
    ‘What’s that?’
    ‘It’s a place immortalized by Lawrence Durrell in his book Bitter Lemons. There’s a Gothic abbey there. I’ll drive you there. Got nothing else to do. In fact, I’m getting a bit bored. Thought of going home.’
    Agatha sat down opposite him. ‘Why did you sleep with me?’
    ‘How old-fashioned you sound. You mean, why did I have sex with you? Put it down to brandy and moonlight on the Med.’
    Agatha looked at him curiously. ‘And the memory doesn’t embarrass you?’
    He looked at her in surprise. ‘Not a bit of it, Aggie. I enjoyed myself immensely. Want coffee or want to go?’
    ‘May as well go,’ said Agatha somewhat sulkily. She felt a gentleman would have professed to have had some sort of affection for her.
    Once in his rented car, Agatha fished out her guidebook and looked up Bellapais. ‘What does it say?’ asked Charles.
    ‘“The Abbaye de la Paix was founded circa 1200 by Aimery de Lusignan for the Augustine monks forced to leave their Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem by the Saracens. The abbey was sometimes called the White Abbey from the colour of their habits. King Hugues (1267 to 1284) was a major benefactor of the abbey, which grew in size and importance to the extent that the Archbishop of Nicosia had trouble asserting his authority over it, until the Genoese invasion of 1372. In that year its treasures were looted, and the abbey never regained its previous glory. Under the Venetians the abbey declined further, in both prosperity and morality. By the sixteenth century it is recorded that many of the monks had wives, in some cases more than one –”’
    ‘Enough,’ said Charles. ‘I’ll find out the rest when I get there.’
    ‘Did you hear what happened to me at Saint Hilarion?’ asked Agatha.
    ‘I heard someone tried to push you out of a window. Probably an enraged tourist, Aggie. Were you reading out