Alien Proliferation

your phone. Tell me, did you get everything from Kevin?”
    It had been so long ago, at least in terms of experience. “Um . . . think so.”
    “They why are you crying?”
    “Is this a trick question?” Tears were still rolling down my face.
    Mom sighed. “Let me talk to Jeff.”
    I handed him the phone. “Hi, Angela. No. No. No! Really? Hang on, let me check.” Jeff moved me off his lap and raced into the nursery. I could still hear him. “Yes, we never got to it, it was under something that looks like a bizarre shower cap for thirty. Oh? Really. Huh. She seems so small to put out that much wet. Oh, really? Thanks for the heads-up. Yeah, seems easy. Batteries included? Yeah, you are the mother- and father-in-law I always hoped for. Great, talk to you later, thanks again. I think this will end up my favorite gift, right after the bassinet.”
    Jeff trotted back in the room, put my phone on the nightstand, took the bassinet and moved it carefully into the nursery. “What are you doing? Tito wants her right by me.”
    “He meant when we were asleep. Besides, your parents sent over something we missed that will solve everything. Just give me a second.” I heard him doing something in there, and then he came out with a white plastic thing that resembled a walkie-talkie or a radio.
    “What’s that?”
    “A parent’s best friend. Baby monitor. The receptor end is in the bassinet with Jamie and the Poofs.” He looked at the new Poof Condo, picked it up and moved it, Poofs and all, into the nursery as well. “With Jamie and all the Poofs. Now, you hold this end and listen.” He handed me the radio thing, then trotted into the nursery again and closed the door. I heard him through the radio. “All Poofs, pay attention. Guard the baby and alert Kitty and Jeff if the baby needs anything or is in the slightest danger. Got that?” I heard loud purring. “Good, now hush, the baby’s still asleep.” The purring quieted and Jeff came out of the room, closed the door quietly, then hypersped into bed.
    I put the baby monitor on the nightstand next to the phone. “You sure it works?”
    “Uh-huh. Now, where were we?” He pulled my T-shirt off. “My God, they really are more magnificent right now.” He buried his face in my breasts. I hoped I wouldn’t leak. I listened—I could hear Jamie breathing normally and making sleeping baby sounds. Jeff kissed and stroked my breasts and I started to relax.
    Jeff slid my pajama bottoms off and his mouth trailed after. He nibbled my inner thighs and I moaned. Loudly. I froze and listened. Jamie was still asleep, and I could hear quiet Poof purring.
    I felt Jeff smile against me. “Told you.” Him talking down there made me gasp. His tongue trailed all over me, and I went from nervous to howling orgasm in about ten seconds. Jeff moved up my body again and kissed me deeply. I clawed at his shirt and pants, and he got out of them quickly.
    It was wonderful to feel his naked body against mine and even better to feel him inside me. Normally we’d have spent a lot more time on foreplay, because he liked to have me out of my mind, but in deference to how long the baby might or might not sleep, he didn’t wait. I didn’t mind in the least.
    He was being careful, though, which, if I’d still been completely human, would have been necessary. As things had turned out, not an issue. I wrapped my legs around his butt and shoved. “I’m fully recovered. And I do mean fully.”
    Jeff grinned. “Just wanted to be sure.” He kissed me. “I never want to hurt you, baby, you know that.” He was still being extremely gentle.
    “Jeff, please.” I tried not to sound like I was begging while I slammed my pelvis against his, but didn’t succeed, if the jungle cat look he got on his face was any indication. “She could wake up any second.”
    “What do you want, baby?” he asked, his voice a low purr.
    “I want you . I don’t want gentle, I want you; take me, please, now.” I thrust against him wildly. “Please, Jeff, please.”
    He was on his forearms, his hands in my hair and on my head. “Mmmm, I don’t know. I’m not sure you want it badly enough.” He bent and ran his teeth and tongue against my neck. My body went crazy, and I started my standard cat in heat yowling.
    Jeff moved up onto his hands, flipping my thighs up against his arms. He grabbed my wrists in each hand and held them under my thighs, effectively holding me captive. His eyelids were