All Together Dead

smile at me, but she looked too unhappy to manage it. She must be having a bad night.
    “Thanks,” I said, and turned to leave. I don’t know why, but I glanced into the mirror on the inside of the door before I pulled on the handle. There Lena was, staring a hole into my back. She’d looked so unhappy because she’d been having to suppress how much she loathed me.
    That’s always a bad feeling, when you know someone hates you; especially when it’s for no good reason. But her problems were not mine, and if she didn’t want to turn on the faucet for women who dated vampires, she could find another job. I didn’t want her damn faucet-turning-on, anyway, by God.
    So I forged my way through the crowd, checking with the queen to see if she had any humans around who needed scanning (no), checking to see if I could find a Were or shifter to give me an update on Quinn (no).
    By a stroke of luck, I did find the weather witch, the male witch I’d spotted earlier. I confess it made me a little proud to find my conjecture had actually been right. His being here tonight was his reward for good service, though I couldn’t detect who his patron was. The weather witch had a drink in his hand and a middle-aged woman on his arm. Mrs. Witch, I discovered with another quick dip into his mental pool. He was hoping she hadn’t observed that he was very interested in the beautiful vampire dancer and the pretty blond human coming toward him, the one who’d looked at him earlier like she knew him. Oh…that would be me.
    I couldn’t pick up his name, which would have greased the skids, and I didn’t know what to say to him. But this was a person who should be brought to Sophie-Anne’s attention. Someone had used him against her.
    “Hello,” I said, giving them my biggest smile. The wife smiled back, a little cautiously, because the sedate couple weren’t normally approached by young single women (she’d glanced at my left hand) during glamorous parties. The weather witch’s smile was more on the frightened side. “Are you all enjoying the party?” I asked.
    “Yes, quite an evening,” the wife said.
    “My name is Sookie Stackhouse,” I said, oozing charm.
    “Olive Trout,” she replied, and we shook hands. “This is my husband, Julian.” She had no idea what her husband was.
    “Are you all from around here?” I was scanning the crowd as unobtrusively as possible. I had no idea what to do with them now that I’d found them.
    “You haven’t watched our local stations,” Olive said proudly. “Julian is the Channel 7 weatherman.”
    “How interesting,” I said, with absolute sincerity. “If you two would just come with me, I know someone who’d just love to meet you.” As I dragged the two through the crowd, I began to have second thoughts. What if Sophie-Anne intended retribution? But that wouldn’t make sense. The important fact was not that there was a weather witch; the important fact was that someone had hired Julian Trout to predict the weather outlook for Louisiana and had somehow postponed the summit until Katrina had wreaked its havoc.
    Julian was bright enough to figure out something was wrong with my enthusiasm, and I was afraid they’d both balk. I was mighty relieved to spot Gervaise’s blond head. I called his name in a hearty voice as if I hadn’t talked to him in a coon’s age. By the time I reached him I was almost out of breath from herding the Trouts with such speed and anxiety.
    “Gervaise, Carla,” I said, depositing the Trouts in front of the sheriff as if I’d drug them out of the water. “This is Olive Trout and her husband, Julian. The queen’s been anxious to meet someone like Julian. He’s really into the weather .” Okay, not subtle. But Julian’s face turned white. Yeah, a little knowledge of wrongdoing definitely present in Julian’s conscience.
    “Honey, are you sick?” Olive asked.
    “We need to go home,” he said.
    “No, no, no,” Carla said, leaping into the conversation. “Gervaise, honey, you remember Andre said if we heard of anyone who was really a weather authority, he and the queen especially wanted to have a word with ’em?” She tucked her arms around the Trouts and beamed at them. Olive looked uncertain.
    “Of course,” said Gervaise, the lightbulb finally switching on above his head. “Thank you, Sookie. Please, come with us.” And they guided the Trouts away.
    I felt a little giddy with the pleasure of having been proved