Catch a Falling Knife

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    Donna returned two minutes later with the mask and wig in place and she did bear a striking resemblance to the Shooting Star from the neck up.  Below the neck she wore jeans and an oversized sweatshirt and that completely spoiled the picture. I wished Burt hadn’t said it was all right for her to leave on her clothes.
    “Can you play the music you used?” I asked.
    “I’m not sure where the CD is.”
    Donna stalled, but the three of us looked at her, expectantly, and the force of our wills eventually impelled her to search through a stack of CDs until she found the correct one. She placed it in the player and soon the up-temple notes of Perry Como filled the room: “Don’t let the stars get in your eyes, don’t let the moon break your heart...”
    “Do some of your routine for us,” Burt said.
    “There isn’t enough room.”
    “Would you like to do it outside?” Detective Johnson asked.
    “No.”
    This was like pulling teeth. I could understand Donna’s embarrassment at doing a strip routine under these circumstances, even with her clothes on, but we were trying to find out the truth and didn’t have time for sympathy. Again the force of our collective will did battle with hers.
    “Okay, okay. The kitchen. I’ll do it in the kitchen.”
    The kitchen was small, but at least it wasn’t cluttered with furniture. The three of us crowded into the doorway to watch. Donna kicked off her sandals and started doing some dance steps in time to the music. I had to admit that she looked plausible. She did know something about dancing and she did have a sense of rhythm. Still, it would have been much easier to compare her performance with what I saw at Club Cavalier if she hadn’t been wearing all those clothes.
    This was a strange situation because since she had taken her clothes off in front of men before, it shouldn’t be a big deal, but the clients of Club Cavalier were anonymous and there had at least been a psychological distance between her and them. Maybe if I shooed Burt and Detective Johnson out of the apartment….
    I said, “But can you do a split while hanging upside down on the pole?”
    Donna immediately went into a split on the floor.
    “I could never do that,” Burt said, with a shiver.
    She wasn’t on a pole, but still…. I had another idea. I said, “Do a back-flip.”
    “A what?”
    Donna stopped dancing and stared at me. So did the others.
    “A back-flip, like you did at Club Cavalier.”
    “You’re out of your mind. I never did a back-flip at Club Cavalier. You’re trying to get me because I told what I knew about Dr. Pappas. You won’t admit I’m the Shooting Star. Well I am the Shooting Star, damn it. You want me to take off my clothes and prove it? Okay, I will.”
    Donna grabbed the bottom of her sweatshirt with her arms crossed and started to pull it over her head. Detective Johnson took hold of her arms and stopped her, probably thinking of the trouble he could get into for having a witness strip.
    “Is this your idea of a joke?” Detective Johnson asked me.
    In the background, the song “Don’t Let the Stars Get Into Your Eyes” ended, and Perry launched into another star song: “Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, never let it fade away...”
    I was on to something. I tried to remain calm as I said, “Hundreds of people have seen the Shooting Star dance at Club Cavalier. They include my son and the owner and the other dancers. And thanks to Eric Hoffman, we have the license plate numbers of many others. It would be easy to find a dozen witnesses who will tell you that the Shooting Star did two back-flips in her routine. All I’m asking is that you do one for us now.”
    “I can’t do a back-flip in here,” Donna said, her voice suddenly reasonable. As you can see, the apartment is too small. And the ceiling’s too low.”
    “How about outside on the grass?” Burt said.
    “I need a firm surface to take off from.”
    “Okay, the sidewalk.”
    “It’s too uneven.”
    “This is what we’re going to do,” Detective Johnson said, reaching the end of his patience. “We’re going to the field-house, where Crescent Heights plays its basketball games. A basketball court has the same kind of floor as the stage at Club Cavalier, right? Or at least it’s close enough.”
    “Or we could go to Club Cavalier, itself,” I said. “Then you could show us how you work on the pole. There aren’t many patrons at this time of day and I’m