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Coyote blue

Coyote blue

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Autoren: Christopher Moore
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there he lived, happy. And for the first time in years he felt that he was home. She followed, traveled, lived with him and in him as he was in her. They lived lifetimes and slept and dreamed together.
    It was swell.

Chapter 18 – Shadowphobia
    Saturday morning Josh Spagnola was sleeping in and dreaming of putting shampoo into bunnies' eyes when the Harley-Davidson crashed through his front door carrying a 270-pound, pissed-off, speed-crazed biker named Tinker. With the crash and thunder of the bike in his living room, Spagnola sat up in his nest of satin sheets thinking earthquake, listening for the sounds of his burglar alarms, which did not come. Spagnola's house was wired six ways to stop an elegant picklock or spry cutpurse from entering by stealth, sneak, or cat's-paw; he had, in fact, protected himself against someone exactly like himself. That anyone would break in on a battering ram of Milwaukee iron, in broad daylight, had never occurred to him.
    Tinker, on the other hand, took the words breaking and entering quite literally, and found entering a rather empty experience without substantial breaking. He carried on his belt a policeman's riot baton, a blackjack, two hunting knives, and a set of brass knuckles. In a rare moment of sanity he had left his guns at home. His lawyer had advised against guns while on probation.
    Tinker had received an early-morning call from Lonnie Ray, one of his brothers in the Guild.
    "You want him dead?" Tinker had asked Lonnie.
    "No, just fuck him up. And don't wear your colors. I don't want any connection to me."
    "Is he big?" Tinker had a deep-seated fear of someday meeting someone as large and violent as himself.
    "I don't know. Just wait until I call. You'll see the black Mercedes."
    "You got it, bro," Tinker said, and hung up.
    Tinker tried to wait for Lonnie's call, but he'd been up all night cooking up a batch of methedrine in the Guild's lab, and had lost his patience after sampling the product in order to take the edge off the case of beer he'd drunk. At daybreak his bloodlust got the better of him and he left.
    In the bedroom, hearing a Harley do burnouts on his Berber carpet, Spagnola finally realized that something was seriously wrong. He leapt from bed and began searching through a trail of clothes he had left last night on the way to bed with the Tuesday-Thursday-Saturday masseuse from the Cliffs. He remembered kicking his gun belt away from the bedroom door when he sent her home at midnight and scrambled to the door. He was bending to unholster the gun when Tinker kicked the door open, catching Spagnola square in the forehead, knocking him cold.
    Tinker looked down at the naked, unconscious little man and let out a sigh. The absence of terror was wildly unsatisfying for him. As a gesture of brotherhood to Lonnie he pulled the baton from his belt and with two vicious blows broke both of Spagnola's legs, then he sulked out of the bedroom, mounted his bike, and rode to the Guild's clubhouse to watch Saturday-morning cartoons.
    ~* * *~
    Sam awoke to Yiffer yelling, "Get down! Don't let them see you!"
    Sam looked around the room. Calliope and Grubb were gone. He got up and reached for his watch on the dresser while shouts and whispers continued from the living room. Six in the morning. It must have gone on all night: the shouting, the pounding, the babies crying. He was lucky to have slept at all. He dressed and walked into the living room.
    "Get down," Yiffer said. "Don't let them see you." Sam dropped to a crouch in the doorway. Nina and Calliope were huddled under the front windows holding the babies. Yiffer was crouched by the door that led to the balcony. He rose up to peek out the window, then instantly dropped to cover.
    "What is it?" Sam said. "Is someone shooting?"
    Nina said, "No, it's the garage sale people. Stay down."
    "Good morning," Calliope said. "Did you sleep well?"
    "Fine. Who are the garage sale people?"
    "They're fucking predators," Yiffer said. "They keep circling like sharks. Look." Yiffer gestured to the window.
    Sam duck-walked to the window and peeked over the edge. Dodge Darts and Ford Escorts were cruising slowly by, stopping in front of the house, then moving slowly on.
    Nina said, "Yiffer put the ad in the paper for our yard sale with the wrong date. They're all looking for us."
    "Five of them have been to the door already," Yiffer said. "Whatever you do, don't answer it. They'll tear us apart."
    "Probably ten of them went to Lonnie's

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