Dead Like You

she would get into the car, close the door and put her seat belt on. That was the moment he would strike.
    To his total surprise, instead of the driver’s door, she pulled the rear door open. He stared up at her startled face. Then she backed away in shock as she saw him.
    An instant later, she screamed.
    He levered himself up, made a lunge at her face with the pad, but misjudged the height of the car above the ground, stumbled and fell on his face. As he scrambled to his feet, she stepped back, screaming again, then again, then turned, running, screaming, her shoes clack-clack-clacking .
    Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
    He watched her, crouched in the space between the Touareg and his van for some moments, debating whether to run after her. She would be in full view of the cameras now. Someone was going to hear her screams.
    Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
    He was trying to think clearly but he couldn’t. His brain was a muzz of stuff.
    Got to get out, away from here.
    He ran around the rear of the van, climbed in through the doors and pulled them shut, then stumbled forward, climbed over the seat-back, eased himself behind the steering wheel and started the engine. Then he shot forward out of the bay and turned left, accelerating hard, following the arrows to the down ramp and the exit.
    As he turned left, he saw her halfway down the ramp, stumbling on her heels, waving her arms hysterically. All he needed to do was to accelerate and he’d wipe her out. The idea flashed through his mind. But that would bring more complications than it would solve.
    She turned at the sound of his engine and waved her arms even more frantically.
    ‘Help me! Please help me!’ she screamed, stepping into his path.
    He had to brake sharply to avoid hitting her.
    Then, as she peered through the windscreen, her eyes widened in terror.
    It was his hood, he realized. He’d forgotten he still had it on.
    She backed away almost in slow motion, then turned and ran, as fast as she could again, tripping, stumbling, screaming, her shoes falling off, first the left one, then the right one.
    Suddenly a fire exit door to his right opened and a uniformed police officer came running out.
    He floored the accelerator, screeching the van around and down the next ramp, then raced towards the twin exit barriers.
    And suddenly realized he hadn’t paid his ticket.
    There was no one in the booth, but in any case he didn’t have time. He kept on accelerating, bracing himself for the impact. But there was no impact. The barrier flew off as if it was made of cardboard and he sped on, up into the street, and kept going, doglegging left, then right around the rear of the hotel, until he reached the traffic lights at the seafront.
    Then he remembered his hood. Hastily he tugged it off and shoved it in his pocket. Someone behind him hooted angrily. The light had turned green.
    ‘OK, OK, OK!’
    He accelerated and stalled the van. The vehicle behind hooted again.
    ‘Fuck you!’
    He started the van, jerked forward, turned right and headed west along the seafront towards Hove. He was breathing in short, sharp gulps. Disaster. This was a disaster. Had to get away from here as quickly as he could. Had to get the van off the road.
    The traffic lights ahead were turning red. The drizzle had transformed his windscreen to frosted glass. For an instant he debated whether to run the lights, but a long, articulated lorry had already started moving across. He halted, nervously pounding the steering wheel with the palms of his hand, then flicked on the wipers to clear the screen.
    The lorry was taking forever to move across. It was towing a bloody trailer!
    Out of the corner of his eye he saw something. Someone to his right was waving at him. He turned his head and his blood froze.
    It was a police car.
    He was boxed in. That damned lorry towing the trailer belonged to a circus or something and was moving at the speed of a snail. Another great big artic was right behind him.
    Should he get out and run?
    The officer in the passenger seat continued waving at him, and pointing, with a smile. The officer pointed at his own shoulder, then at him, then back at his own shoulder again.
    He frowned. What the hell was his game?
    Then he realized.
    The officer was telling him to put on his seat belt!
    He waved back and pulled it on quickly. Clunk-click.
    The officer gave him a thumbs-up. He returned it. All smiles.
    Finally, the lorry was gone and the lights turned green. He drove