Dead Simple

Forensics was on the floor below. Bloodstained clothes and artefacts were a magnet for bluebottles. Grace hated them. Bluebottles – or blowflies – were the vultures of the insect world. ‘This character, Robert Houlihan, borrowed the undertaker’s van without permission. Seems possible he might have borrowed a coffin without permission too.’ He looked quizzically at Branson then Bella, then at Nick Nicholl. ‘Do we have one very sick prank on our hands?’
    ‘Are you suggesting his mates might have put him in a coffin?’ Glenn Branson said.
    ‘Do you have a better theory?’
    Branson smiled, edgily. ‘Work on the facts. Right?’
    Looking at Bella, subconsciously thinking how attractive she was, Grace said, ‘How sure is this Houlihan fellow that his coffin has been taken and they haven’t just misplaced it?’
    ‘People misplace their front door keys – I don’t think people misplace coffins,’ Branson said, a tad facetiously.
    Bella interrupted, ‘He’s very sure. It was the most expensive coffin in his range, Indian teak, says it would last for hundreds of years – but this one had a flaw – the wood had warped or something – wasn’t sealing tight at the bottom – he was having a ding-dong with the manufacturers in India about it.’
    ‘I can’t believe we have to import coffins from India ! Don’t we have carpenters in England?’ Branson said.
    Grace was staring at the map. He traced a circle with his finger. ‘This is a pretty big area.’
    ‘How long could someone survive in a coffin?’ Bella asked.
    ‘If the lid was on properly it would depend on if they had air, water, food. Without air, not long. A few hours, maybe a day,’ Grace replied.
    ‘It’s now three days,’ Branson said.
    Grace remembered reading about a victim who had been pulled out alive from the ruins of his home twelve days after an earthquake in Turkey. ‘With air, at least a week, maybe longer,’ he said. ‘We’d have to assume if they have done some damned stupid prank on him they would have left him with air. If they didn’t, then we’re looking for a body.’
    He looked at the team. ‘Presumably you’ve talked to Mark Warren, the business partner?’
    ‘He’s also his best man,’ Nicholl said. ‘Says he has no idea what happened. They were going on a stag-night pub crawl and he was stuck out of town and missed it.’
    Grace frowned, then glanced at his watch, acutely aware of time slipping away. ‘There’s one thing going on a stag-night pub crawl, there’s another thing taking a coffin with you. You don’t decide to take a coffin with you on the spur of the moment – do you?’ He stared pointedly at each of them in turn.
    All three shook their heads.
    ‘Someone’s talked to all the girlfriends, wives?’
    ‘I did,’ Bella said. ‘It’s hard because they’re in shock, but one of them was very angry – Zoe…’ She picked up her notepad and flipped over some pages. ‘Zoe Walker – widow of Josh Walker. She said that Michael was always playing stupid pranks, and she was certain they had been planning revenge.’
    ‘And the best man didn’t know anything about it? I don’t buy that,’ Grace said.
    ‘I’m pretty convinced he didn’t know anything. Why would he have any reason to lie?’ Nicholl said.
    Grace was worried by the young detective’s naivety. But he always believed in giving juniors opportunities to show their abilities. He let it ride for the moment, but logged it firmly in his mind to come back to later today.
    ‘This is one hell of an area to search,’ Branson said. ‘It’s heavily wooded; it could take a hundred people days to comb this.’
    ‘We have to try to narrow it down,’ Grace responded. He picked up a marker pen from Bella’s desk, and drew a blue circle on the map, then turned to DC Nicholl. ‘Nick, we need a list of every pub in this circle. This is where we need to start.’ He turned to Branson. ‘Do you have photographs of the lads in the van?’
    ‘Yes.’
    ‘Good boy. Two sets?’
    ‘I have a dozen sets.’
    ‘We’ll divide in two, DS Branson and I will take one half of the pubs, you two take the other. I’ll see if we can get the helicopter to cover the area – although it’s very wooded, they’ve a better chance of seeing something from the air.’
    *
    An hour later, Glenn Branson pulled his car up on the deserted forecourt of a pub called the King’s Head, on the Ringmer Road, on the perimeter of the circle. They