Definitely Dead

to see it. But I managed, finally, to work my fingers into Quinn’s pocket, and made a mental note to advise him that, under this set of circumstances, his jeans were too tight. (Under other circumstances, no problem with the way they fit.) But extricating that phone, with the van rocking, while our Were assailants checked on us every minute or so, that was difficult.
    Queen’s headquarters on speed dial, he told me when he felt the phone leave his pocket. But that was lost on me. I didn’t know how to access speed dial. It took me a few moments to make Quinn understand that, and I’m still not sure I how I did it, but finally he thought the phone number at me, and I awkwardly punched it in and pressed SEND. Maybe we hadn’t thought that through all the way, because when a tiny voice said, “Hello?” the Weres heard it.
    “You didn’t search him?” the driver asked the passenger incredulously.
    “Hell no, I was trying to get him in the back and get myself out of the rain,” the man who had pinched me snarled right back. “Pull over, dammit!”
    Has someone had your blood? Quinn asked me silently, though this time he could have spoken, and after a precious second, my brain kicked in. “Eric,” I said, because the Weres were out their doors and running to open the rear doors of the van.
    “Quinn and Sookie have been taken by some Weres,” Quinn said into the phone I was holding to his mouth. “Eric the Northman can track her.”
    I hoped Eric was still in New Orleans, and I further hoped whoever answered the phone at the queen’s headquarters was on the ball. But then the two Weres were yanking open the van doors and dragging us out, and one of them socked me while the other hit Quinn in the gut. They yanked the phone from my swollen fingers and tossed it into the thick undergrowth at the side of the road. The driver had pulled over by an empty lot, but up and down the road were widely spaced houses on stilts in a sea of grasses. The sky was too overcast for me to get a fix on our direction, but I was sure now we’d driven south into the marshes. I did manage to read our driver’s watch, and was surprised to find out it was already past three in the afternoon.
    “You dumb shit, Clete! Who was he calling?” yelled a voice from the second van, which had pulled over to the side of the road when we did. Our two captors looked at each other with identical expressions of consternation, and I would have been laughing if I hadn’t been hurting so badly. It was as if they’d practiced looking stupid.
    This time Quinn was searched very thoroughly, and I was, too, though I had no pockets or anywhere else to conceal anything, unless they wanted to do a body cavity check. I thought Clete—Mr. Pinch-Ass—was going to, just for a second, as his fingers jabbed the spandex into me. Quinn thought so, too. I made an awful noise, a choked gasp of fear, but the sound that came from Quinn’s throat was beyond a snarl. It was a deep, throaty, coughing noise, and it was absolutely menacing.
    “Leave the girl alone, Clete, and let’s get back on the road,” the tall driver said, and his voice had that “I’m done with you” edge to it. “I don’t know who this guy is, but I don’t think he changes into a nutria.”
    I wondered if Quinn would threaten them with his identity—most Weres seemed to know him, or know of him—but since he didn’t volunteer his name, I didn’t speak.
    Clete shoved me back into the van with a lot of muttering along the lines of “Who died and made you God? You ain’t the boss of me,” and so on. The taller man clearly was the boss of Clete, which was a good thing. I wanted someone with brains and a shred of decency between me and Clete’s probing fingers.
    They had a very hard time getting Quinn into the van again. He didn’t want to go, and finally two men from the other van came over, very reluctantly, to help Clete and the driver. They bound Quinn’s legs with one of those plastic things, the kind where you run the pointed tip through a hole and then twist it. We’d used something similar to close the bag when we’d baked a turkey last Thanksgiving. The tie they used on Quinn was black and plastic and it actually locked with what looked like a handcuff key.
    They didn’t bind my legs.
    I appreciated Quinn’s getting angry at their treatment of me, angry enough to struggle to be free, but the end result was that my legs were free and his weren’t—because I still