Der Schädelring: Thriller (German Edition)

I didn't tape this . . .  this WHATEVER .
    She stopped the tape and let it play at regular speed.
    The man's face crowded the edges of the screen, the close-up so intense that she could see drops of saliva spraying from his mouth as he spoke. The man's manic voice thundered forth as she thumbed up the volume on the remote.
    "And Satan has come unto the world, the world that Satan owns, the one that he has stolen from God," the man said. "And Satan spread his wealth, spread his lust disguised as love, spread his greed disguised as need, spread his warfare disguised as righteousness. Satan stretched his fingers out across the world, touching every man, woman, and child."
    The man pointed at the camera, at Julia, his voice softening. "Touching you ."
    Yeah, right. The Devil touched me in the HEAD. Thanks, mister. Now I have an excuse. Here I was, all ready to accept the blame for my little problem, and now you come along and give me the greatest out of all time. I'm only a victim. Of course. Why didn't I see it before now?
    The preacher allowed a dramatic pause. "This world belongs to the devil. It's right there in the Book of Luke, set down by God's own hand. 'To you I will give all this power and glory,' the Devil says to Jesus, as they stood on the mountain overlooking the wonders of this world. 'For it's been given over to me to do with as I please.' The Lord could withstand the temptation, but you would snatch it right up, wouldn't you? You'd take it all and still want more.
    "And I don't blame you," the wild-eyed man continued, wiping away the sweat that was collecting on his face from the Klieg lights and exertion. "I don't blame you for biting into the apple, into that red, shiny, sweet apple. I've tasted it myself, we all have. How can we resist?"
    Julia almost clicked the screen off, but something about this televangelist's spiel fascinated her. His hair was slick and perfectly styled, swooped up in a grand swirl that would stand in a hurricane. The man's teeth sparkled, brighter than heavenly pearls, his jaw muscles contorted in the rapture of his delivery. She had no doubt of his utter sincerity.
    "How can we resist?" he repeated, and the camera pulled back to reveal the man's outstretched arms, as if he were offering himself up for Christ's welcoming hug or the next UFO. "We are empty vessels, and unless we fill ourselves with the Lord, the devil will wash in”–the man arched his arms as if diving into a lake—"and drown us with sin, drown us with sorrow. He'll steal our breath with his false promises. He'll take us down and we won't even fight it. We’ll hug him right back and give him thanks."
    The man paced back and forth in front of the plush purple curtain and floral arrangements that served as a stage setting. The Love Offering telephone number was emblazoned on a banner in great golden numerals.
    "But the Lord will fight," said the man, voice lifting, fist shaking in the air. "The Lord will burn Satan's eyes out, the Lord will take our love and use it as a weapon, a mighty sword that will cleave down into the fire—" He made a slicing motion with his free hand "—and cut Satan's grasping fingers and silence that nasty tongue, the one that whispers such sweet lies to us. Lies of all the pleasures we can have, if we only turn our hearts from God."
    Pause. Medium close-up. The man lowered his head in sad reverence. A perfectly scripted moment.
    He pointed again. "Satan wants you," he said, almost a caricature of those patriotic Uncle Sam posters. "He owns you."
    Julia pointed back, her fascination shifting to boredom. "No, he's only borrowing me."
    She'd rather watch the Cardinals lose by six. The VCR must have jumped its memory, shut off and lost its programming. First the clock and now this. She'd have to call George Webster and have Walter check out the wiring.
    Sure, blame it on mechanical failure, not operator error. Or operator insanity. Talk about God sending messages wrapped in ridiculous packaging.
    She clicked the set off, the sound dying, the televangelist's face sinking rapidly to black. After checking the front-door lock, she went to the bathroom and took a shower. She managed to shampoo and rinse without once looking outside the shower stall. No Creeps here, no Anthony Perkins wannabes, no peepholes carved in the walls, nothing but the sweat of mist on the tiles.
    Before leaving the bathroom, she glanced at the figure in the full-length mirror on the back of the door. The steamy