DI Jack Frost 02 - A Touch of Frost

Frost as he managed to find a dining chair with its seat intact so he could sit down. “I take it some friends of Mr. Baskin’s have paid you a visit.”
    “I’ve got no comment to make on that,” said Harris.
    Frost lit up a cigarette.” Did they find the money before they left?”
    Harris laughed hollowly. “They couldn’t find it because I haven’t got it. I had nothing to do with that robbery.”
    “It had to be an inside job, Bert, which has got to mean you and Tommy Croll.”
    Harris pulled a tobacco tin from his pocket and began to roll a hand-made. “We’re talking about five thousand lousy quid, Mr. Frost. If me and Tommy split it down the middle, that is two and a half thousand apiece. Do you seriously think I’d risk Harry Baskin’s boys ripping me open for a lousy two and a half thou? Look at this bloody mess!” He indicated the rubble of his lounge. “There’s at least a thousand quid’s worth of damage. If I was going to stitch Harry Baskin up, I’d pick a night when there was at least ten thousand quid in the office, and when I’d nicked it, you wouldn’t see my arse for dust. I wouldn’t hang around so Harry could use me as a punching bag.”
    Frost was forced to admit that this made sense. “So who do you reckon took the money . . . Tommy Croll?”
    “It’s not for me to say, is it, Inspector? But he’s stupid enough, and it’s bloody funny he’s done a runner from the hospital.”

    The radio was talking to an empty car. “Control to Mr. Frost. Come in, please.”
    Frost picked up the handset and in a mock, quavering baritone, sang, “I hear you calling me.”
    A pause from the other end, then a reproving voice sniffed, “Please observe the correct radio procedure, Inspector.”
    It was Mullett!
    “Sorry, Super,” said Frost. “We seem to be on a crossed line.”
    County had been on to Mullett about the non arrival of the crime statistics, and Accounts had contacted him wanting to know where the overtime returns were. Frost breezily told Mullett that both returns would go off that day without fail, then signed off quickly.
    “Next stop The Coconut Grove, son. I think we should have a little talk with lovable Harry Baskin.”

    Like an ageing prostitute who’d had a rough and busy night, The Coconut Grove didn’t look its most seductive in the harsh glare of daylight. Shafts of gritty sunlight grated in through grimed windows, spotlighting every blemish. On asking for Baskin, Frost and Webster were directed through a back door, across a yard piled high with crates of empty beer bottles, and on through to another building from which the sound of a misused piano floated out.
    Pushing through a side door marked Staff Only - Keep Out, they found themselves in a darkened hall. At the far end of a well-lit stage a long-haired blonde girl, wearing nothing more than a bright-red bra and matching G-string, was twisting and gyrating to the repetitive thump of Ravel’s Bolero, which a pretty, golden-haired man in a floral shirt was bashing out on the stage piano.
    “Are you sure we’re in the right place?” asked Webster.
    “Definitely,” replied Frost.
    They were halfway down the aisle when the music reached a climax and the girl suddenly twisted around, whipped off the bra with a flourish and stood bare-breasted, nipples quivering, arms triumphantly outstretched, panting with exertion, and smiling into the dark of the auditorium.
    “No, no, no,” yelled a man’s voice from the front row.
    “Yes, yes, yes!” cried Frost, thudding down the aisle.
    “Oh, it’s you, Mr. Frost,” said Baskin. The girl looked startled, then embarrassed, and immediately covered her breasts with her hands.
    “Get those bloody hands off,” called Baskin. “You’ve got to get used to people seeing you stripped. Flaunt them, darling, flaunt them.”
    Baskin was slouched in one of the front-row-centre seats, an enormous cigar in his mouth pointing almost vertically upward like a Titan rocket ready for launch. “Breaking in a new girl,” he explained as Webster and Frost filled the seats on either side of him. “She’s still a bit shy.”
    “I reckon it’s your cigar that’s frightening her,” said Frost.
    “From the beginning,” yelled Baskin. The girl put the bra back on and the pianist started butchering Ravel all over again.
    “You got my money back yet?” asked Baskin.
    “Not yet,” said Webster.
    The three men sat side by side, talking to each other but looking