Dirt

in the squad room handing out photographs. “Sorry these took so long, but we had problems with the photo lab. We’re looking for these two for aggravated battery, but the thing is, we think one or both of them may have capped Arnie Millman, so this is an all-out push. Those of you on a beat, I want every doorman in a hotel or apartment building to see these pictures. If you glom onto these guys, don’t try to take them; call for backup. I don’t want no dead heroes. Got that?” There was a murmur of assent from the gathering.
    “Okay, get on it,” Dino said, then went back to his office and called Stone. “How you feeling, pal?”
    “A lot better, thanks.”
    “The pictures of the Bruces are on the street; we’re doing a full-court press.”
    “That’s good to hear.”
    “Stone, I hope you won’t go looking for these guys.”
    “You can always hope.”
    “It’s better to let us find them. You can be the star witness at the trial. Stay home and get well.”
    “I’ll think about it.”
    “You got a piece?”
    “I have.”
    “Well, that’s something.”
    “I never fail to take your advice twice, Dino.”
     
     
    Stone hung up the phone, got undressed, shaved, and showered. Arrington rewound the Ace bandage around his sore ribs.
    “How’s that?” she asked.
    “It’s okay; I’m really feeling a lot better.”
    “I’m going out for a while; will you be okay?”
    “Sure. Where you going?”
    “I’ve got to see somebody at
The New Yorker,
and then I want to run by my place for a minute. In my rush to get to you I forgot half my makeup.”
    “You wear makeup?”
    “You’re sweet.”
     
Chapter 55
     
    Richard Hickock had just finished a sandwich at his desk when he heard the fax machine ring in the outer office. His secretary was at lunch, so he got up and walked through the large double doors that separated him from his four office workers and checked the machine. As he watched, a single sheet of paper was fed into the bin. He picked it up.
     
    DIRT
Greetings, earthlings! Time for the
BIG
story!

Those of you who have followed the riches-to-riches career of Richard Hickock, and who may have admired the taste and style of his many publications, might like to know about the underside of Dickie’s paper empire.

Our Dickie owns a corporation you never heard of, one called WINDOW SEAT. Remember that name, because you’re going to be reading a lot about it, though maybe not in Dickie’s papers. WINDOW SEAT, which is operated on a day-to-day basis by Dickie’s brother-in-law, Martin Wynne, is a holding company based in Zurich that holds interests in publications as diverse as
The Infiltrator
and two equally lascivious European tabloids, one in London, one in Dusseldorf. So while spouting off about journalistic integrity, Dickie is licking the cream off a pie that also contains three gay porn magazines, and an Internet business that sends out photos of charmingly posed, quite beautiful children in the arms of less charming grownups.

These “organs” are pumping cash, at the current rate of $70,000,000 a year, straight into bank accounts in the Caymans and in Zurich. (We have the account numbers, for those who are
really
interested.) What we know will shock you to the core is that our own dear Internal Revenue Service has never seen so much as a sawbuck in taxes on these swill-gotten gains! (Admit it, aren’t you shocked?)

Just in case there are any doubters among you, we’ve prepared a dozen packets containing chapter and verse and addressed them to some of our nation’s leading newspapers and television networks, not to mention the boys and girls at the IRS. Once these are sent, we predict that less than twenty-four hours will pass before Dickie is in either a federal lockup or Brazil! Stay tuned for more!

P.S. Dickie, the above copy is for your eyes only. To prevent those packets from going out, call the number below before five today, which is when Federal Express is due to pick them up, It’s a cellular phone, so don’t try to trace its location.
     
    Before Hickock was halfway through this bulletin, his bowels were turning to water. He finished reading it in his private john, and when he read the postscript, his relief was palpable. He finished up in the john, locked the door to his office, and called the number.
    “Good afternoon, Mr. Hickock,” a pleasant voice said.
    “Who else did you send this to?” Hickock demanded.
    “Just you, just this once,
if
you follow