Edward Adrift

best friend I’ve ever had. She really knows how to call me on my bullshit without being a beeyotch (a word I learned from Kyle, and one I still don’t quite understand). Seeing her words on my computer screen is better than nothing, I’ll concede, but I would prefer that I could see her in person every day, like I used to. I liked how her hair would get lighter in the summertime and the freckles on her nose would look more pronounced, even though all of that was just a trick of the light. I liked how she walked really fast and stiff when she was angry. I liked how she could make me smile by smiling at me, when everybody else who smiles at me just makes me nervous.
    As for Kyle, I met him on October 15, 2008, and so I’ve known him for 1,148 days of the 4,684 days he’s been alive. (That means Kyle was born on February 9, 1999, making him twelve years, nine months, and twenty-nine days old.) I’ve known Kyle for more than 24 percent of his life. That means I’m invested, and that’s why it hurts that I don’t see him every day. He’s been gone from here for 187 days, and that’s 187 days of getting smarter, growing taller, and becoming closer to a man. I used to measure Kyle’s height once a month along the side of my little garage, because I could plainly see that he was growing fast, but what my eyeballs told me was no match for solid data. The data is still there on the garage, written in blue ballpoint pen for anyone who wants to see it, but the last measurement happened on June 1 of this year. Between March 1, 2009, when we took the first measurement, and June 1, 2011, when we took the last, Kyle went from 4 feet 10 ⅜ inches tall to 5 feet 6 7 ⁄ 16 inches tall—taller than his mom. It’s a shame I can’t tell you how tall he is now. I’ll never paint that garage again, so I at least have the measurements we took to remember that he was here.
    I’ve tried to blame Victor for my friends being gone, because if Donna hadn’t met Victor, she wouldn’t have married him and there would have been no railroad job in Boise to take them away from here. The problem with blaming Victor is that it forces me to assume that nothing else would have changed, and I’m not comfortable assuming anything. That Dr. Buckley retired and I lost my job go to show that a lot has changed, not just the presence of Victor and his job in Boise. I prefer facts, and while it is a fact that Victor’s job led my friends away from me, it’s also a fact that Donna and Kyle love him and want to be with him and are happy they found him, and I think that should be given at least as much consideration as anything else. And even though I’m unhappythat my friends are gone, I like Victor too much to blame him. Donna and I were already good friends when he came along, and he tried hard to be my friend, too, which isn’t always easy. He even asked me to serve as a witness when he married Donna at the courthouse, which was nice of him to do.
    All this thinking about my friends moving away inspires another thought. If Donna and Victor are willing to send Kyle here for a few days, I’ll have time to spend with him before I have to fly to Texas. We can watch football games, go for walks, build things in my basement workroom. I will ask him about his troubles at school. I will tell him about the shitburger year I’ve been having. We’ll go outside and get a new measurement of his height on the garage, something that we badly need. It could be a good thing for both of us, and I remember that Dr. Buckley once said that “mutually agreeable” outcomes are the best kind. She’s a very logical woman.
    I mop the floor, and I’m happy about this idea I have. When I’m done, I’ll call Donna back and tell her what I’m thinking, and then I’ll hope that she and Victor are amenable (I love the word “amenable”) to this course of action.
    Happily, I dip the mop, like I’m Fred Astaire and it’s Ginger Rogers.
    I’m pretty funny sometimes.

    I’ve finished in the kitchen, taken the wheelbarrow back into the garage (Scott Shamwell left it outside, just like he said he would), had a shower, put on my good clothes, and had my breakfast of oatmeal—along with my fluoxetine and new diabetes drugs—when the phone rings.
    “Hello?”
    A voice I know instantly comes back at me.
    “Edward, it’s Nathan Withers.”
    This is incredible. The mailman hasn’t even picked up my letter and already it’s gotten results.
    “Hello.”
    I