Forever Odd

doors didn’t concern me. I would be warned by a rasp of rusted knob and a screech of corroded hinges if one began to open. Besides, these were neither white nor paneled, as were the mortal doors of my dream.
        Halfway between the elevator alcove and the intersection with the next corridor, I came to a closed door that I was not able to pass. Tarnished metal numbers identified it as Room 1242. As though guided by a puppet master whose strings were invisible, my right hand reached for the knob.
        I restrained myself long enough to rest my head against the jamb and listen. Nothing.
        Listening at a door is always a waste of time. You listen and listen, and when you feel confident that the way ahead is safe, you open the door, whereupon some guy with born TO die tattooed on his forehead shoves a monster revolver in your face. It’s almost as reliable as the three laws of thermodynamics.
        When I eased open the door, I encountered no tattooed thug, which meant that gravity would soon fail and that bears would henceforth leave the woods to toilet in public lavatories.
        Here as elsewhere, the earthquake five years ago had rearranged the furniture, shoving everything to one end of the space, stacking the bed on top of chairs, on top of a dresser. Search dogs would have been needed to certify that no victims, either alive or dead, had remained under the debris.
        In this instance, a single chair had been retrieved from the scrap heap and placed in the quake-cleared half of the room. In the chair, secured to it by duct tape, sat Danny Jessup.

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    TWENTY-EIGHT
        
        EYES CLOSED, PALE, UNMOVING, DANNY LOOKED DEAD. Only the throb of a pulse in his temple and the tension in his jaw muscles revealed that he was alive, and in the grip of dread.
        He resembles that actor, Robert Downey Jr., though without the edge of heroin-addict glamour that would give him true star quality in contemporary Hollywood.
        Past the face, the resemblance to any actor drops to zero. Danny has a lot better brain than any movie star of the past few decades.
        His left shoulder is somewhat misshapen from excess bone growth during the healing of a fracture. That arm twists unnaturally from shoulder to wrist, with the consequence that it doesn’t hang straight at his side, and the hand twists away from his body.
        His left hip is deformed. The right leg is shorter than the other. The right tibia thickened and bowed as it healed from a break. His right ankle contains so much excess bone that he has only forty percent function in that joint.
        Strapped to the hotel-room chair, dressed in jeans and a black T-shirt with a yellow lightning bolt on the chest, he could have been a fairy-tale character. The handsome prince suffering under a witch’s spell. The love child of a forbidden romance between a princess and a kind troll.
        I closed the door behind me before I said softly, “Wanna get out of here?”
        His blue eyes opened, owlish with surprise. Fear made room for mortification, but he didn’t appear to be at all relieved.
        “Odd,” he whispered, “you shouldn’t have come.”
        Dropping the backpack, zipping it open, I whispered, “What am I gonna do? There was nothing good on TV”
        “I knew you’d come, but you shouldn’t, it’s hopeless.”
        From the backpack, I withdrew a fishing knife, flipped the blade out of the handle. ‘Always the optimist.“
        “Get out of here while you can. She’s crazier than a syphilitic suicide bomber with mad-cow disease.”
        “I don’t know anybody else who says stuff like that. Can’t leave you here when you talk that good.”
        His ankles were bound to the chair legs with numerous turns of duct tape. Bonds of tape wound around his chest, securing him to the back of the chair. In addition, his arms were taped to the arms of the chair at the wrists and at the crooks of the elbows.
        I started sawing rapidly at the loops of tape that bound his left wrist.
        “Odd, stop it, listen, even if you have time to cut me loose, I can’t stand up-”
        “If your leg’s broken or something,” I interrupted, “I can carry you at least to a hiding place.”
        “Nothing’s broken, that’s not it,” he said urgently, “but if I stand up, it’ll detonate.”
        Although I finished freeing his left wrist, I said, “ Detonate . That’s a word I like even less