Frankenstein - According to

Frank.'
    Not
noticing, Frankenstein attached two grenades to the monster's balls that
exploded, blowing the monster's balls to smithereens. The cabin was speckled
with bits of monster balls.
    'Eureka!'
shouted Frankenstein.
    'Elizabeth,
I killed her for her fags. Yes, I done Frank's wife in, but he tore my woman to
bits. At least his wife is still in one piece. My wife's bits are in a basket
at the bottom of the sea. Oh give me a fag,' he said as he snatched the packet
from my hand and then stuffed six of them in his mouth. 'I'll have dat beans on
toast now while I run over the frightful catalogue of my sins, which are on
sale at all good book shops; oh bugger! this cabin stinks of piss; let's go up
on deck.'
    The
monster cast a last glance at Frankenstein. 'He's snuffing it. It couldn't have
happened to a nicer man. But soon,' he cried, 'I shall die and what I now feel
is no longer felt. Soon these miseries will be extinct. I shall ascend my
funeral pile triumphantly smoking the best Virginia cigarettes, and exult in
the agony of the torturing flames. If they get too bad, I'll call the fire
brigade. The light of the conflagration will fade away; my ashes will be swept
into the sea by the winds. My spirit will sleep in peace.'
    He
sprang from the window upon the ice-raft which lay close to the vessel. He was
soon borne away by the waves, and lost in darkness and distance.
    I
descended to the cabin. I shook Frankenstein. 'Wake up, Frank! You can stop
pretending to be dead; he's gone!'
     
     
    THE
END

1 Unexplainable.

2 Coleridge’s Ancient Mariner.

3 The moon [author’s footnote].

4 Wordsworth’s Tintern Abbey [author’s footnote].