From the Corner of His Eye

him, just as a score of other women had done since his arrival, so Junior tried to balance seduction with information gathering. Putting his hand over the hand with which she was gently massaging his thigh, he said, "I knew her brother in Nam. Then I got wounded, shipped out, lost touch. Like to find him."
        Bewildered, the blonde said, "Whose brother?"
        "Celestina White's."
        "She have a brother?"
        "Great guy. Do you have an address for her, a way maybe I could get in touch about her brother?"
        "I didn't know her well. She didn't hang out or party much-especially after the baby."
        "so she's married," Junior said, figuring that maybe Celestina wasn't his heart mate, after all.
        "Could be. I haven't seen her in a while."
        "No, I mean, you said 'baby."' "Oh. No, her sister. But then the sister died."
        "Yeah, I know. But-"
        "So Celestina took it."
        "It?"
        "The kid-thing, the baby."
        Junior forgot all about seduction. "And she-what?-She adopted her sister's baby?"
        "Weird, huh?"
        "Little boy named Bartholomew?" he asked.
        "I never saw it."
        "But his name was Bartholomew?"
        "For all I know, it was Piss-ant."
        "What?"
        "I'm saying, for all I know." She took her hand off his thigh. "What's all this about Celestina, anyway?"
        "Excuse me," Junior said.
        He left the party and stood in the street for a while, taking slow deep breaths, letting the brisk night air clean the pot smoke out of his lungs, slow deep breaths, suddenly sober in spite of the beer he'd drunk, slow deep breaths, as chilled as a slab of beef in a meat locker, but not because of the cold night.
        He was astonished that adoption records would be sealed and so closely guarded when a child was being placed with a member of its immediate family, with its mother's sister.
        Only two explanations occurred to him. First, bureaucracies slavishly follow the rules even when the rules make no sense. Second, the Ugliest Private Detective in the World, Nolly Wulfstan, was an incompetent dunce.
        Junior didn't care which explanation was correct. Only one thing mattered: The Bartholomew hunt was at last nearing an end. On Wednesday, December 27, Junior met Google, the document forger, in a theater, during a matinee of Bonnie and Clyde.
        As instructed earlier by phone, Junior purchased a large box of Raisinettes and a box of Milk Duds at the refreshment stand, and then he sat in one of the last three rows in the center section, eating the Milk Duds, grimacing at the sticky noises his shoes made when he moved them on the tacky floor, and waiting for Google to find him.
        Packed full of aftermath, the movie was too violent for Junior's taste. He had wanted to meet at a showing of Doctor Dolittle or The Graduate. But Google, as paranoid as a lab rat after half a lifetime of electroshock experiments, insisted on choosing the theater.
        Although he related well to the theme of moral relativism and personal autonomy in a value-neutral world, Junior grew apprehensive about each impending scene of violence, and closed his eyes against the prospect of blood. He resented having to endure ninety minutes of the film before Google finally settled into the seat beside him.
        The forger's crossed eyes glowed with reflected light from the screen. He licked his rubbery lips, and his prominent Adam's apple bobbled: "Like to drain my pipes in that Faye Dunaway, huh?"
        Junior regarded him with undisguised repulsion.
        Google didn't realize that he was an object of disgust. He wiggled his eyebrows in what he evidently assumed to be an expression of male camaraderie, and he nudged Junior with one elbow.
        Only a few theater goers attended the matinee. No one sat near, so Google and Junior openly swapped packages: a five-by-six manila envelope to Google, a nine-by-twelve to Junior.
        The papermaker withdrew a thick wad of hundred-dollar bills from his envelope and, squinting, inspected the currency in the flickering light. "I'm leaving now, but you wait until movie's over."
        "Why don't I go, and you wait?" 'Cause if you try that, I'll ram a shiv through your eye."
        "It was just a question," said Junior.
        "And, listen, if you leave too soon behind me, I've got a guy watching, and he'll put a hollow-point thirty-eight in your