Harry Potter 05 - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

asked sceptically. ‘You’re going to need all the ingredients and materials – and premises too, I suppose …’
    Harry did not look at the twins. His face felt hot; he deliberately dropped his fork and dived down to retrieve it. He heard Fred say overhead, ‘Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies, Hermione. C’mon, George, if we get there early we might be able to sell a few Extendable Ears before Herbology.’
    Harry emerged from under the table to see Fred and George walking away, each carrying a stack of toast.
    ‘What did that mean?’ said Hermione, looking from Harry to Ron. ‘“Ask us no questions …” Does that mean they’ve already got some gold to start a joke shop?’
    ‘You know, I’ve been wondering about that,’ said Ron, his brow furrowed. ‘They bought me a new set of dress robes this summer and I couldn’t understand where they got the Galleons …’
    Harry decided it was time to steer the conversation out of these dangerous waters.
    ‘D’you reckon it’s true this year’s going to be really tough? Because of the exams?’
    ‘Oh, yeah,’ said Ron. ‘Bound to be, isn’t it? O.W.L.s are really important, affect the jobs you can apply for and everything. We get career advice, too, later this year, Bill told me. So you can choose what N.E.W.T.s you want to do next year.’
    ‘D’you know what you want to do after Hogwarts?’ Harry asked the other two, as they left the Great Hall shortly afterwards and set off towards their History of Magic classroom.
    ‘Not really,’ said Ron slowly. ‘Except … well …’
    He looked slightly sheepish.
    ‘What?’ Harry urged him.
    ‘Well, it’d be cool to be an Auror,’ said Ron in an off-hand voice.
    ‘Yeah, it would,’ said Harry fervently.
    ‘But they’re, like, the elite,’ said Ron. ‘You’ve got to be really good. What about you, Hermione?’
    ‘I don’t know,’ she said. ‘I think I’d like to do something really worthwhile.’
    ‘An Auror’s worthwhile!’ said Harry.
    ‘Yes, it is, but it’s not the only worthwhile thing,’ said Hermione thoughtfully, ‘I mean, if I could take S.P.E.W. further …’
    Harry and Ron carefully avoided looking at each other.
    History of Magic was by common consent the most boring subject ever devised by wizardkind. Professor Binns, their ghost teacher, had a wheezy, droning voice that was almost guaranteed to cause severe drowsiness within ten minutes, five in warm weather. He never varied the form of their lessons, but lectured them without pausing while they took notes, or rather, gazed sleepily into space. Harry and Ron had so far managed to scrape passes in this subject only by copying Hermione’s notes before exams; she alone seemed able to resist the soporific power of Binns’s voice.
    Today, they suffered three quarters of an hour’s droning on the subject of giant wars. Harry heard just enough within the first ten minutes to appreciate dimly that in another teacher’s hands this subject might have been mildly interesting, but then his brain disengaged, and he spent the remaining thirty-five minutes playing hangman on a corner of his parchment with Ron, while Hermione shot them filthy looks out of the corner of her eye.
    ‘How would it be,’ she asked them coldly, as they left the classroom for break (Binns drifting away through the blackboard), ‘if I refused to lend you my notes this year?’
    ‘We’d fail our O.W.L.,’ said Ron. ‘If you want that on your conscience, Hermione …’
    ‘Well, you’d deserve it,’ she snapped. ‘You don’t even try to listen to him, do you?’
    ‘We do try,’ said Ron. ‘We just haven’t got your brains or your memory or your concentration – you’re just cleverer than we are – is it nice to rub it in?’
    ‘Oh, don’t give me that rubbish,’ said Hermione, but she looked slightly mollified as she led the way out into the damp courtyard.
    A fine misty drizzle was falling, so that the people standing in huddles around the yard looked blurred at the edges. Harry, Ron and Hermione chose a secluded corner under a heavily dripping balcony, turning up the collars of their robes against the chilly September air and talking about what Snape was likely to set them in the first lesson of the year. They had got as far as agreeing that it was likely to be something extremely difficult, just to catch them off guard after a two-month holiday, when someone walked around the corner towards them.
    ‘Hello,