Island of the Sequined Love Nun

faces? Mary Jean used to say, "In negotiations, always leave yourself a way out. You can always come back later."
    Go slow, Tuck told himself. He said, "Doc, I'm concerned about the flights. I should know what we're carrying in case we're detained by the authorities. What's in the cooler?"
    "But I told you, you're carrying research samples."
    "What kind of samples?" It was time to play a card. "I'm not flying again until I know."
    Sebastian Curtis shot a glance at his wife, then looked back to Tucker. "Perhaps we should sit down and have a talk." He pulled a chair out for Tucker. "Please." Tuck sat. The doctor repeated the gesture for his wife and then sat down next to her, across the table from Tuck.
    "I've been on Alualu for twenty-eight years, Mr. Case."
    "What does that have to do…?"
    Curtis held up a hand. "Hear me out. If you want answers, you have to take them in the context that I give them."
    "Okay."
    "My family didn't have the money for medical school, so I took a scholarship from the Methodist Missions, on the condition that I work for them when I graduated and go where they sent me. They sent me here. I was full of myself and full of the Spirit of the Lord. I was going to bring God and healing to the heathens of the Pacific. There hadn't been a Christian missionary on the island since World War II, and I was warned that there might be a residual Catholic influence, but the Methodists have liberal ideas about spreading the Word of God. A Methodist missionary works with the culture he finds. But I didn't find a Catholic population here. What I found was a population that worshipped the memory of an American pilot and his bomber."
    "A cargo cult," Tuck said, hoping to move things along.
    "Then you know about them. Yes, a cargo cult. The strongest I'd ever heard of. Fortunately for me, it wasn't based on the hatred of whites like the cargo cults in New Guinea. They loved Americans and everything that came from America. They took my medicine, the tools I brought, food, reading material, everything I offered them, except, of course, the Word of God. And I was good to them. The natives on this island are the healthiest in the Pacific. Partly because they are so isolated that communicable diseases don't reach them, but I take some credit for it as well."
    "So that's why you don't let them have any contact with the ship when it arrives?"
    "No, well, that is one of the reasons, but mainly I wanted to keep them away from the ship's store."
    "Why?"
    "Because the store offered them things that I couldn't or wouldn't give them, and the store only accepted money. Money was becoming an icon in their religion. I heard drums in the village one night and went into the village to find all the women crouched around a fire holding wooden bowls with a few coins in the bottom. They were oiled and waving their heads as if in a trance, and as the drummers played, the men, wearing masks fashioned to look like the faces on American currency, moved around behind the women, copulating with them and chanting. It was a fertility ceremony to make the money in the bowls multiply so they could buy things from the ship's store."
    "Well, it does sound better than getting a job," Tuck said.
    Curtis didn't see the humor. "By forbidding them to have contact with the ship, I thought I could kill the cargo cult, but it didn't work. I would talk of Jesus, and the miracles that he performed, and how he would save them, and they would ask me if I had seen him. Because they had seen their savior. Their pilot had saved them from the Japanese. Jesus had just told them that they had to give up their customs and taboos. Christianity couldn't compete. But I still stied. I gave them the best care I could. But after five years, the Methodist Missions sent a group of officials to check on my progress. They cut my funding and wanted to send me home, but I decided to stay and try to do the best I could without their support."
    "He was afraid to leave," Beth Curtis said.
    Sebastian Curtis looked as if he was going to strike his wife. "That's not true, Beth."
    "Sure it is. You hadn't been off this island in years. You forgot how to live with real people."
    "They are real people."
    As amusing as it was to watch the perfect couple illusion go up in flames before his eyes, Tuck put out the fire. "A Learjet and millions in electronics. Looks like you did pretty good with no funding, Doc."
    "I'm sorry." And he looked as if he was. "I tried to make it on what the