Jingo

got rocks off their coast. But starting a war because some foreign dog had killed a man on a mission of peace…that, I think, the world would understand.”
    “Lacking in intelligence?” said Vimes.
    “Oh, don’t be too depressed, commander. That business with the fire at the embassy. That was sheer bravery.”
    “It was bloody terror!”
    “Well, the dividing line is narrow. That was one thing I hadn’t expected.”
    In the rolling, clicking snooker table of Vimes’s mind the black ball hit a pocket.
    “You had expected the fire , then?”
    “The building should have been almost empty—”
    Vimes moved. Ahmed was lifted off his feet and slammed against a pillar, with both of Vimes’s hands around his neck.
    “That woman was trapped in there!”
    “It…was…necessary!” said Ahmed hoarsely. “There…had…to be a…diversion! His…life was…in danger, I had to get him out! I did…not know…about the…woman until too late…I give you my word…”
    Through the red veil of anger Vimes became aware of a prickle in the region of his stomach. He glanced down at the knife that had appeared magically in the other man’s hand.
    “Listen to me…” hissed Ahmed. “Prince Cadram ordered his brother’s death…What better way to demonstrate the…perfidy of the sausage-eaters…killing a peace-maker…”
    “His own brother? You expect me to believe that?”
    “Messages were sent to…the embassy…in code…”
    “To the old ambassador? I don’t believe that !”
    Ahmed stood quite still for a moment.
    “No, you really don’t, do you?” he said. “Be generous, Sir Samuel. Truly treat all men equally. Allow Klatchians the right to be scheming bastards, hmm? In fact the ambassador is just a pompous idiot. Ankh-Morpork has no monopoly on them. But his deputy sees the messages first. He is…a young man of ambition…”
    Vimes relaxed his grip. “Him? I thought he was shifty as soon as I saw him!”
    “I suspect that you thought he was Klatchian as soon as you saw him, but I take your point.”
    “And you could read this code, could you?”
    “Oh, come now. Don’t you read Vetinari’s paperwork upside down when you’re standing in front of his desk? Besides, I am Prince Cadram’s policeman…”
    “So he’s your boss, right?”
    “Who is your boss, Sir Samuel? When push comes to shove?”
    The two men stood locked together. Ahmed’s breath wheezed.
    Vimes stood back. “These messages…you’ve got them?”
    “Oh, yes. With his seal on them.” Ahmed rubbed his neck.
    “Good grief. The originals? I’d have thought they’d be under lock and key.”
    “They were. In the embassy. But in the fire many hands were needed to carry important documents to safety. It was a very… useful fire.”
    “A death warrant for his own brother…well, you can’t argue against that in court…”
    “What court? The king is the law.” Ahmed sat down. “We are not like you. You kill kings.”
    “The word is ‘execute.’ And we only did it once, and that was a long time ago,” said Vimes. “Is that why you brought me here? Why all this drama? You could have come to see me in Ankh-Morpork!”
    “You are a suspicious man, commander. Would you have believed me? Besides, I had to get Prince Khufurah out of there, before he, ahah, ‘died of his wounds.’”
    “Where’s the Prince now?”
    “Close. And safe. He is safer in the desert than he would ever be in Ankh-Morpork, I can assure you.”
    “And well?”
    “Getting better. He is being looked after by an old lady whom I trust.”
    “Your mother?”
    “Ye gods, no! My mother is a D’reg! She’d be terribly offended if I trusted her. She’d say she hadn’t brought me up right.”
    He saw Vimes’s expression this time. “You think I am an educated barbarian?”
    “Let’s just say I’d have given Snowy Slopes a running start.”
    “Really? Look around you, Sir Samuel. Your…beat…is a city you can walk across in half an hour. Mine is two million square miles of desert and mountain. My companions are a sword and a camel and, frankly, neither are good conversationalists, believe me. Oh, the towns and cities have their guards, of a sort. They are uncomplicated thinkers. But it is my job to go into the waste places and chase bandits and murderers, five hundred miles from anyone who would be on my side, so I must inspire dread and strike the first blow because I will not have a chance to strike a second one. I am an honest man