Left for Garbage

the cameraman … that Sammy Smile with KORL … oh sorry, Bambi Isles with KORL. Great name, isn’t it? Wonder if it’s real.
    Well, I think her parents must hav e planned for her to be in showbiz, giving such a fine name; showbiz or the pole. Don’t think I haven’t seen her little reports on that hack Charlotte Hope’s so called ‘Eye on America’. ‘Eyeball up America’s Ass’ is more like it.
    That Bambi probably thinks she’ll be a big star one day, riding my daughter’s misfortune all the way to some network desk. Well , think again, Honey. I’ve seen a million of her kind since this started, in their cheap dresses and tossing their shiny blond hair. Bambi is looking a little over-processed, I might add, and they’re all the same. Ambulance chasers. If it bleeds, it leads , and I keep abreast of things, you can bet I do, thank you very much.
    When this injustice is over and my granddaughter is home , and my daughter’s been exonerated, all the Charlotte Hopes and Bambi Isles will pull up stakes and go on home to Hollyweird to chase some other poor fool, and probably end up on a cable channel standing around playgrounds, talking about whether monkey bars are safe or not. She doesn’t have what it takes. You want to know who has what it takes? My daughter, that’s who, the girl you all love to hate. Denise Margaret Brown. She’s the whole package - looks, brains, and the camera loves her.
    If I’m wrong , then why do you think everyone in the world likes to watch every move she makes? She’s the reason this thing has gotten so out of control. We have every man in America wanting to marry her and every two-bit nothing girl hating her because she’s so much prettier than them. Combine that with her star qualities and you’ve got made-for-television excitement.
    In fact, it won’t surprise me a bit if Denise ends up on a show like ‘The View’ when this is over with, though I won’t lie and say that I’m not attracting some interest myself. In fact, there is talk of a reality show once Deeley is back home again, which could be any minute now.
    As you can see, I’m out here putting an end to further media access to me and my family. I’ve got fifty-five stakes to put up and then I’ll run that tape between them , and after that’s done, I’ll add the forty ‘no trespassing’ signs I bought this afternoon. I think it will send a pretty strong message and I’ll stay out here all night, if I have to, so everyone can see I’m done with the media.
    No, I do not need to ask Keith or my son for help, thank you very much. They are both plenty upset with the media , and if I let them outside the front door, next thing I know they’ll start talking, and then I’ll have to see my family’s personal issues splattered all over T.V. later on, and I’ve had about enough of it. So, Bambi Isle’s boss and little false idol, Charlotte Hope, can know that the days of the Browns talking to their kind are over and done with.
    I’ll tell you another thing: I didn’t like the so-called exclusive on this supposed fight I had with my daughter. There was no fight before she left the house on June fifteenth. In fact, our last night together as a united family, before Deeley was kidnapped, was one of the most beautiful, perfect evenings I’ve ever spent with my daughter and grandbaby.
    Why , I remember it like it was yesterday. I’d been with Deeley at my father’s nursing home and we had a fine time. Then later that night, when Denise got home, we watched the videos I’d taken of our little Deeley with her great grandpa, and you want to talk exclusive, well here’s one: Me and Denise both got a little teary-eyed watching the videos I’d taken earlier that day. My daughter is as family-oriented as they come. Miss ‘Eyes on America’ has got it completely wrong.
    How dare they suggest Denise had stolen money from her grandfather and that we fought about it ? Lies, lies and more lies . Now do you see why I’m done talking to people? There was no fight, my daughter is not a thief, she is not a liar, and she was a great mother to our little Deeley every day of her life … I mean is a great mother to Deeley … and as soon as she comes home, you can all see it for yourselves. After she was bailed out, she never stopped crying for one instant and she never stopped looking for Deeley, either.
    I’ll tell you an other thing: that Rick, that so-called bounty hunter - bounty hunter, my behind - fame