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    Charlotte:
    Thank you , Robert. What’s your question?

    Robert, Joliet Resident:
    Well , it’s this, Charlotte. Do you know if the authorities are looking into a kidnapping angle?

    Charlotte:
    By kidnapping angle, Robert, are you referring to the purported kidnapper Manuel Noriega, Fibber’s to-date imaginary male nanny?

    Robert , Joliet Resident:
    No, no , Charlotte. I’m wondering if the police are looking at a possible outside kidnapping. Maybe when this Denise girl walked outside her house after a fight with her mom, somebody snatched her little girl, maybe something to do with the Muslims and Al Qaeda. Fifteen years ago the same thing happened to my wife Louisa and -

    Charlotte:
    Thank you , Robert. Let’s hope the authorities are watching tonight. One more question, from Dee Dee in Johnson City Tennessee. Go ahead, dear.

    Dee Dee:
    Charlotte, I always watch your show and saw the clip of those grandparents, Margaret and Keith, last week throwing gum at each other. Is this family for real? They looked like two teenagers, and they’re one gum-chomping family, aren’t they?

    Charlotte:
    Maybe it helps their nerves, the stress they’re under, but, yes, Dee Dee, good point. They’re behaving like juveniles in front of America. We’ve never seen anything like it. You can’t ask that Margaret anything about the possibility of this baby being gone forever. She’s wearing her blinders, but what granny and grandpa would want to think otherwise? Thank you, Dee Dee.

    America, we have with us again tonight Denise Brown’s attorney, prominent legal counsel Salvatore Gutierrez. Let’s hear his take on the alleged fight which may have precipitated McMom's flight from her parents’ home with little Deeley in tow. Salvatore Gutierrez, tell us something we don’t know.

    Salvatore Gutierrez, Attorney for Denise Brown :
    Good evening , Charlotte. Thank you for having me on. I would like to stress that in this case there are going to be a great many rumors and innuendos as well as outright lies -

    Charlotte:
    Something your client seems to have a large supply of herself … So, Salvatore Gutierrez, let’s get back to my question. Is your client talking about a fight between herself and her mother which caused her to leave the house dragging Baby Deeley behind her?

    Salvatore Gutierrez, Attorney for Denise Brown:
    Charlotte, I can’t divulge anything my client may or may not be saying, but I would like to say that this investigation is in the preliminary stages and I have no personal knowledge of any argumen t between Denise and her mother. I hope your viewers will not have a rush to judgment and -

    Charlotte:
    And I hope , Salvatore Gutierrez, that should you join my show again, you will stop treating my audience as gullible prospective jurors.

    America, a beautiful baby girl has vanished, a young woman remains in jail, trapped there by her own lies and criminal acts. Grieving grandparents withdraw their support from the authorities and begin to circle the wagons around their daughter. The possibility of a violent argument on Baby Deeley’s last night at home only raises more questions than it answers, and here at ‘Eye on America’ I’ll be following each development as it occurs. Until tomorrow, goodnight, my Friends, and let’s take a moment to honor our fallen heroes from a grateful nation who mourns alongside their families this evening.

Keith Brown
    (Father of Denise Brown)

    I know nothing about a fight my daughter and wife supposedly had the day before Denise had taken off with Deeley, and I would be very surprised to find out that my son ever suggested such an argument took place, but then again I wouldn’t put it past Margaret not telling me about it if it did happen. Margaret follows her own rules, and it’s always been that way. I only hear what she wants me to hear. I only get to do what she wants me to do.
    I work the three-to-eleven shift as a security guard for a private company. It’s not the best job in the world and it’s not the worst. Margaret is the breadwinner these days, that’s true enough, and I’m aware of it. I would be, even if she didn’t make me aware of it every time she pays a bill, or buys a sack of groceries, or turns off a light I’m using to read to save on the utility bills.
    I didn’t want it to be that way but that’s the way things turned out. Since everything about me and Margaret is now a story of national interest, and the