Maskerade

felt, a particularly empty feel.
    She scurried around to the back door and burst through, pounded up the stairs, saw the gaunt figure on the bed, reached an instant conclusion, grabbed the pitcher of water from its place on the marble washstand, ran forward…
    A hand shot up and grabbed her wrist.
    “I was having a nap ,” said Granny, opening her eyes. “Gytha, I swear I could feel you comin’ half a mile away—”
    “We got to make a cup of tea quick!” gasped Nanny, almost sagging with relief.
    Granny Weatherwax was more than bright enough not to ask questions.
    But you couldn’t hurry a good cup of tea. Nanny Ogg jiggled from one foot to the other while the fire was pumped up, the small frogs fished out of the water bucket, the water boiled, the dried leaves allowed to seep.
    “I ain’t saying nothing,” said Nanny, sitting down at last. “Just pour a cup, that’s all.”
    On the whole, witches despised fortune-telling from tea-leaves. Tea leaves are not uniquely fortunate in knowing what the future holds. They are really just something for the eyes to rest on while the mind does the work. Practically anything would do. The scum on a puddle, the skin on a custard…anything. Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for.
    “You recall young Agnes Nitt?” said Nanny as Granny Weatherwax tried to find the milk.
    Granny hesitated.
    “Agnes who calls herself Perditax?”
    “Perdita X,” said Nanny. She at least respected anyone’s right to recreate themselves.
    Granny shrugged. “Fat girl. Big hair. Walks with her feet turned out. Sings to herself in the woods. Good voice. Reads books. Says ‘poot!’ instead of swearing. Blushes when anyone looks at her. Wears black lace gloves with the fingers cut out.”
    “You remember we once talked about maybe how possibly she might be…suitable.”
    “Oh, there’s a twist in the soul there, you’re right,” said Granny. “But…it’s an unfortunate name.”
    “Her father’s name was Terminal,” said Nanny Ogg reflectively. “There were three sons: Primal, Medial and Terminal. I’m afraid the family’s always had a problem with education.”
    “I meant Agnes,” said Granny. “Always puts me in mind of carpet fluff, that name.”
    “Prob’ly that’s why she called herself Perdita,” said Nanny.
    “Worse.”
    “Got her fixed in your mind?” said Nanny.
    “Yes, I suppose so.”
    “Good. Now look at them tea leaves.”
    Granny looked down.
    There was no particular drama, perhaps because of the way Nanny had built up expectations. But Granny did hiss between her teeth.
    “Well, now. There’s a thing,” she said.
    “See it? See it?”
    “Yep.”
    “Like…a skull?”
    “Yep.”
    “And them eyes? I nearly pi—I was pretty damn surprised by them eyes, I can tell you.”
    Granny carefully replaced the cup.
    “Her mam showed me her letters home,” said Nanny. “I brung ’em with me. It’s worrying, Esme. She could be facing something bad. She’s a Lancre girl. One of ours. Nothing’s too much trouble when it’s one of your own, I always say.”
    “Tea leaves can’t tell the future,” said Granny quietly. “Everyone knows that.”
    “Tea leaves don’t know.”
    “Well, who’d be so daft as to tell anything to a bunch of dried leaves?”
    Nanny Ogg looked down at Agnes’s letters home. They were written in the careful rounded script of someone who’d been taught to write as a child by copying letters on a slate, and had never written enough as an adult to change their style. The person writing them had also very conscientiously drawn faint pencil lines on the paper before writing.
Dear Mam, I hope this finds you as it leaves me. Here I am in Ankh-Morpork and everything is all right, I have not been ravished yet!!I am staying at 4 Treacle Mine Road, it is alright and…
    Granny tried another.
Dear Mum, I hope you are well. Everything is fine but, the money runs away like water here. I am doing some singing in taverns but I am not making much so I went to see the Guild of Seamstresses about getting a sewing job and I took along some stitching to show them and you’d be amazed , that’s all I can say…
    And another…
Dear Mother, Some good news at last. Next week they’re holding auditions at the Opera House…
    “What’s opera?” said Granny Weatherwax.
    “It’s like theater,