Much Obliged, Jeeves

sallow.
    The ancestor, on the other hand, had revived like a floweret beneath the watering-can. Not that she looks like a floweret, but you know what I mean.
    ‘What ! ‘ she ejaculated.
    ‘Yes, madam, the details are all in the club book. Bingley recorded them very fully. His views were very far to the left at the time, and I think he derived considerable satisfaction from penning an expose of a gentleman of Mr. Runkle’s wealth. It is also with manifest gusto that he relates how Mr. Runkle, in grave danger of a further prison sentence in connection with a real estate fraud, forfeited the money he had deposited as security for his appearance in court and disappeared.’
    ‘Jumped his bail, you mean?’
    ‘Precisely, madam. He escaped to Canada in a false beard.’
    The ancestor drew a deep breath. Her eyes were glowing more like twin stars than anything. Had not her dancing days been long past, I think she might have gone into a brisk buck-and-wing. The lower limbs twitched just as if she were planning to.
    ‘Well,’ she said, ‘A nice bit of news that’ll be for the fellows who dole out knighthoods. “Runkle?” they’ll say. “That old lag? If we made a man like that a knight, we’d never hear the last of it. The boys on the Opposition benches would kid the pants off us”. We were discussing, Runkle, yesterday that little matter of the money you ought to have given Tuppy Glossop years ago. If you will step into my boudoir, we will go into it again at our leisure.’

CHAPTER Seventeen

The following day dawned bright and clear, at least I suppose it did, but I wasn’t awake at the time. When eventually I came to life, the sun was shining, all Nature appeared to be smiling, and Jeeves was bringing in the breakfast tray. Gus the cat, who had been getting his eight hours on an adjacent armchair, stirred, opened an eye and did a sitting high jump on to the bed, eager not to miss anything that was going.
    ‘Good morning, Jeeves.’
    ‘Good morning, sir.’
    ‘Weather looks all right.’
    ‘Extremely clement, sir.’
    ‘The snail’s on the wing and the lark’s on the thorn, or rather the other way round, as I’ve sometimes heard you say. Are those kippers I smell?’
    ‘Yes, sir.’
    ‘Detach a portion for Gus, will you. He will probably like to take it from the soap dish, reserving the saucer for milk.’
    ‘Very good, sir.
    ‘ I sat up and eased the spine into the pillows. I was conscious of a profound peace.
    ‘Jeeves,’ I said, ‘I am conscious of a profound peace. I wonder if you remember me telling you a few days ago that I was having a sharp attack of euphoria? ‘
    ‘Yes, sir. I recall your words clearly. You said you were sitting on top of the world with a rainbow round your shoulder.’
    ‘Similar conditions prevail this morning. I thought everything went off very well last night, didn’t you?’
    ‘Yes, sir.’
    ‘Thanks to you.’
    ‘It is very kind of you to say so, sir.’
    ‘I take it the ancestor came to a satisfactory arrangement with Runkle?’
    ‘Most satisfactory, sir. Madam has just informed me that Mr. Runkle was entirely co-operative.’
    ‘So Tuppy and Angela will be joined in holy wedlock, as the expression is?’
    ‘Almost immediately, I understood from Madam.’
    ‘And even now Ginger and M. Glendennon are probably in conference with the registar of their choice.’
    ‘Yes, sir.’
    ‘And Spode has got a black eye, which one hopes is painful. In short, on every side one sees happy endings popping up out of traps. A pity that Bingley is flourishing like a green what-is-it, but one can’t have everything.’
    ‘No, sir. Medio de fonte leporum surgit amari aliquid in ipsis floribus angat.’
    ‘I don’t think I quite followed you there, Jeeves.’
    ‘I was quoting from the Roman poet Lucretius, sir. A rough translation would be “From the heart of this fountain of delights wells up some bitter taste to choke them even among the flowers”.’
    ‘Who did you say wrote that?’
    ‘Lucretius, sir, 99-55 B.C.’
    ‘Gloomy sort of bird.’
    ‘His outlook was perhaps somewhat sombre, sir.’
    ‘Still, apart from Bingley, one might describe joy as reigning supreme. ‘A very colourful phrase, sir.’
    ‘Not my own. I read it somewhere. Yes, I think we may say everything’s more or less oojah-cum-spiff. With one exception. Jeeves,’ I said, a graver note coming into my voice as I gave Gus his second helping of kipper.
    ‘There remains a fly in