Not Dead Yet

it. You have to believe me – this just could not happen. It couldn’t!’
    Grace was trying to recall who it was who said, The moment the world ends, the last sound you will hear is the voice of an expert explaining why it could not happen . ‘I’d like to have a good look around the building,’ he said. ‘Can you take me up to the space above the ceiling?’
    ‘Yes, yes, of course. Can I help in any way here before we do that?’
    ‘There’s nothing anyone can do here – we have to stop all work now until the Coroner’s Officer arrives,’ Tingley said.
    Grace told Tingley to stay in the room, then followed the Curator out of the Banqueting Room, along the corridor, past a sign to the toilets, and in through a door in the main hallway. ‘We have a bit of a climb up a spiral staircase,’ David Barry said. ‘Can I ask you not to put your hand on the railings – they are very unstable – this is why we don’t let the public in here.’ He pulled out a torch.
    Grace followed him up a steep, winding spiral staircase that seemed never-ending. Halfway up, Grace stopped and touched the handrail. It felt extremely wobbly, with a long drop beyond it into darkness. He stepped away and moved as close to the wall as he could get, hugging it as he climbed; heights had never been his strong point.
    Finally, both men puffing, they reached the top and entered what looked to Grace like a derelict bedroom, mostly covered in dust sheets over angular shapes. Even in the waning light of the June evening, he could see ancient, mottled wallpaper, with graffiti scrawled over much of it, and oval leaded-light windows overlooking the Brighton skyline.
    David Barry decided they could see well enough without his torch. He spoke with a pleasant, cultured voice. ‘This was where the king’s senior household staff had their quarters, back in Prinny’s day. I don’t know how much you know about the history of this palace, Detective Superintendent, but during the First Wold War it was used as a hospital for wounded Indian soldiers – hence the graffiti. It’s been derelict since that time, largely because the stairrail is in such dangerous condition. Oh, and – er – please be careful where you tread, we have a lot of dry rot up here.’
    To his unease, Roy Grace saw that he was standing on a large trapdoor secured by two rusting bolts. It felt decidedly unsafe and he quickly stepped aside and off it.
    ‘That trapdoor opens downwards on to a forty-foot vertical drop to a store room above the kitchen scullery. There used to be a dumb waiter for hauling meals up to the residents here from the kitchen.’ He pointed upwards to reveal a primitive block and tackle fixed to the ceiling, with rope wound around it. Grace looked down at the floor again. At the large sign which read: DANGER – STEEP DROP BELOW . DO NOT STAND ON DOOR .
    Suddenly he saw something glint on the floor beneath a dust sheet hanging over the bed, and knelt down. It was a chocolate wrapper. A Crunchie bar. ‘Did they have these in King George’s day?’ he asked.
    The Curator smiled, looking sinister in the shadows. ‘I’m afraid there have been a few unofficial visitors up here in more recent times. We’ve had a number of break-ins. It’s almost impossible to maintain one hundred per cent security in a building of this size.’
    ‘Of course.’ Grace stared again at the chocolate bar wrapper, as the Curator walked across the room. Putting on a pair of gloves, Grace picked up the wrapper and sniffed it, expecting it to smell stale. But to his surprise it seemed fresh, as if it had been opened very recently. Then he noticed a tiny smear of lipstick where the front of it was folded back.
    He put it down carefully where he had found it in order that it could be photographed by a SOCO officer, and followed the Curator out on to the roof, ducking through a small door that was barely bigger than a serving hatch. The sky had turned ominously dark, as if it were about to rain. Barry strode ahead, along a narrow steel platform, with a sheer drop to the ground to his left, and Grace followed gripping the handrail, trying not to look down. Ahead of him and all around was a spectacular view across the roofs of the Pavilion, with its onion domes and minarets. Down below he could hear sirens and see more blue flashing lights of vehicles pulling up.
    ‘That’s the dome of the Banqueting Room, right ahead,’ DavidBarry pointed. They scaled a short, metal ladder,