Right Ho, Jeeves

moment had come to touch delicately on the past.
    “I hear you’ve been through it a bit.”
    “Yes.”
    “Thanks to Jeeves.”
    “It wasn’t Jeeves’s fault.”
    “Entirely Jeeves’s fault.”
    “I don’t see that. I forgot my money and latchkey–-”
    “And now you’d better forget Jeeves. For you will be interested to hear, Gussie,” I said, deeming it best to put him in touch with the position of affairs right away, “that he is no longer handling your little problem.”
    This seemed to slip it across him properly. The jaws fell, the ears drooped more limply. He had been looking like a dead fish. He now looked like a deader fish, one of last year’s, cast up on some lonely beach and left there at the mercy of the wind and tides.
    “What!”
    “Yes.”
    “You don’t mean that Jeeves isn’t going to–-”
    “No.”
    “But, dash it–-”
    I was kind, but firm.
    “You will be much better off without him. Surely your terrible experiences of that awful night have told you that Jeeves needs a rest. The keenest of thinkers strikes a bad patch occasionally. That is what has happened to Jeeves. I have seen it coming on for some time. He has lost his form. He wants his plugs decarbonized. No doubt this is a shock to you. I suppose you came here this morning to seek his advice?”
    “Of course I did.”
    “On what point?”
    “Madeline Bassett has gone to stay with these people in the country, and I want to know what he thinks I ought to do.”
    “Well, as I say, Jeeves is off the case.”
    “But, Bertie, dash it–-”
    “Jeeves,” I said with a certain asperity, “is no longer on the case. I am now in sole charge.”
    “But what on earth can you do?”
    I curbed my resentment. We Woosters are fair-minded. We can make allowances for men who have been parading London all night in scarlet tights.
    “That,” I said quietly, “we shall see. Sit down and let us confer. I am bound to say the thing seems quite simple to me. You say this girl has gone to visit friends in the country. It would appear obvious that you must go there too, and flock round her like a poultice. Elementary.”
    “But I can’t plant myself on a lot of perfect strangers.”
    “Don’t you know these people?”
    “Of course I don’t. I don’t know anybody.”
    I pursed the lips. This did seem to complicate matters somewhat.
    “All that I know is that their name is Travers, and it’s a place called Brinkley Court down in Worcestershire.”
    I unpursed my lips.
    “Gussie,” I said, smiling paternally, “it was a lucky day for you when Bertram Wooster interested himself in your affairs. As I foresaw from the start, I can fix everything. This afternoon you shall go to Brinkley Court, an honoured guest.”
    He quivered like a _mousse_. I suppose it must always be rather a thrilling experience for the novice to watch me taking hold.
    “But, Bertie, you don’t mean you know these Traverses?”
    “They are my Aunt Dahlia.”
    “My gosh!”
    “You see now,” I pointed out, “how lucky you were to get me behind you. You go to Jeeves, and what does he do? He dresses you up in scarlet tights and one of the foulest false beards of my experience, and sends you off to fancy-dress balls. Result, agony of spirit and no progress. I then take over and put you on the right lines. Could Jeeves have got you into Brinkley Court? Not a chance. Aunt Dahlia isn’t his aunt. I merely mention these things.”
    “By Jove, Bertie, I don’t know how to thank you.”
    “My dear chap!”
    “But, I say.”
    “Now what?”
    “What do I do when I get there?”
    “If you knew Brinkley Court, you would not ask that question. In those romantic surroundings you can’t miss. Great lovers through the ages have fixed up the preliminary formalities at Brinkley. The place is simply ill with atmosphere. You will stroll with the girl in the shady walks. You will sit with her on the shady lawns. You will row on the lake with her. And gradually you will find yourself working up to a point where–-”
    “By Jove, I believe you’re right.”
    “Of course, I’m right. I’ve got engaged three times at Brinkley. No business resulted, but the fact remains. And I went there without the foggiest idea of indulging in the tender pash. I hadn’t the slightest intention of proposing to anybody. Yet no sooner had I entered those romantic grounds than I found myself reaching out for the nearest girl in sight and slapping my soul down in front of